A liberal man gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a hot blonde conservative woman.
He turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says, "I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," says the guy, smiling. "How about Iraq?"
"OK," says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let
me ask you a question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff -- grass. Yet the
deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the
horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The liberal is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest
idea."
"So tell me," says the conservative, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss the situation in Iraq when you don't know shit?"
2 comments:
OK, I've got a blonde joke"
A guy is having a drink in a very dark bar. He leans over to the woman next to him and says: "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies: Well, before you tell me that joke, you should know something. I'm blonde, six feet tall, 210 pounds, and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. Also, the blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2, weighs 220 pounds, and she is an ex-professional wrestler. And next to her is a blonde who is 6'5, weighs 250 pounds, and she's a current professional kickboxer. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?
The guy thinks about it a second and says: No, not if I'm gonna have
to explain it three times.
I thought the pounch line, was that a Lib guy wanted to talk to a woman and was not looking for a stud.
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