Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Screw The Ladies

Some may look at the previous post as an unfunny joke that just flat out bombed, and perhaps they are right. Others may look at it as indictment on the foreign policy of the America hating left, which would be the conclusion that I came to.

Let me explain. I make no bones about being a sexist pig and my humour is usually borderline scatogorically offensive. However in an effort to please some of our female readers that may or may not have been offended by some of our Auroran antics in the past I passed on an email that a cousin from Ireland sent to me. I for one did not find it very funny and had issues with the logistics of it, as there is never fewer than four individuals running a craps table...a boxman, a stickman and two dealers. It just didnt seem plausible and therefore not funny. Regardless I posted it in an effort to "make nice" with the Mammaurorans. Shockingly, it doesnt seem to have worked.


So in closing I would make the correlation to the liberal kowtowing to members of the axis of evil and islamojihadists. In other words...

Appeasement never works.

7 comments:

Mookie McFly said...

Dude, what's that you usually say, "it's not easy being appeasy."
I guess this re-proves that point.

Everyone must be getting ready to watch the Tigers/A's game...I on the other hand am going to see The Departed tonight. I still maintain that Boston sucks though.

anita said...

Wow. Don't be so sensitive donkington.

This mammaraurorian thought it was funny. Mildly ha ha funny. Not rolling on the floor funny. Or cough and choke and snort funny. But funny nonetheless.

And certainly NOT offensive.

Now take your Klonopin. You'll be ok.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Anita I dont believe in prescription drugs. The title by the way was an offer, not an indictment.

anita said...

You don't believe in prescription drugs? Don't they AMUSE YOU? Don't they make you CLOWNLIKE?

Or rather, are you a Scientologist? Are you Donkey Cruise?

Anonymous said...

Ive been informed by my attorney to refrain from commenting and to direct any further questioning to the lawfirm of Howie, Broome, and Bobo.

Anonymous said...

I missed this.

But it sounds like thats a good thing?

Anonymous said...

If you are talking about the "offer" being a good thing, then you are correct.