Right there folks, the FLY and I are off to Game 1 at Shea. For your viewing pleasure we will be the drunk guys in Mets jerseys behind third base. Wait thats not much help is it. Ill be the handsome one in the Reyes home jersey, and Fly'll probably be wearing his vintage Ordonez and his head will be blocking Mr Met.
You must be crazy. I whooped up on half a dozen hippies, as usual. All I said was there needs to be complete accountability including the democrat that held the story before he leaked it, and like the irrational mental patients that they are went nuts. Louise said the same thing and not a word was said. Theyre like rabid dogs that that just automatically attack anything resempling a republican, so according to them I am now a pedophile defending gay bashing nazi...what else is new. Sometimes Im able to educate them and sometimes they just dont listen.
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
Anita "I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."
Anita I hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
Anita, you know how in elementary school boys have anxiety about their penis and dont know if it will grow more- and they fear the inevitable ridicule from the ladies, so they launch an offensive?
They start to be rude to girls because they really just fear their smallness?
let us look with a gaze of compassion upon the animals that ridicule- they are coming from a place of anxiety.
Plus, we've learned that they can only stop hating us temporarily and inevitably it creeps in. Fortunately you live close enough to slap the snot out of the jackass. Have at it, sister.
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Right there folks, the FLY and I are off to Game 1 at Shea. For your viewing pleasure we will be the drunk guys in Mets jerseys behind third base. Wait thats not much help is it. Ill be the handsome one in the Reyes home jersey, and Fly'll probably be wearing his vintage Ordonez and his head will be blocking Mr Met.
LETS GO METS!!!
...stay tuned at donkeyhue.blogspot for photo updates of the Mets punching the Dodgers in the ovaries and other drunken revelry
Made from real panther!!!
Rhino, you are so twisted.
Donkeysweets (notice now you are Donkeysweets, not assahue??)
How did you post your theme song so neatly? I have one somebody made, and its hosted, but I dont know what application to add.
Wait-there's no theme song! Its a link to more theme song discussion!
What a tease you are!
Donkeywhore.
And yeah, I got to catch that comment about Donkey kicking my ass everyday. As if, Rhinotard!
Thats my girl.... you're so sexy when you get tough lily!
hmmm ... well it seems that The Donkey himself took a not insubstantial beating at TBR the other day ... it was fun to watch !!!
actually, i kind of felt sorry for poor the jackass. i don't think he's used to being the under-donkey.
You must be crazy. I whooped up on half a dozen hippies, as usual. All I said was there needs to be complete accountability including the democrat that held the story before he leaked it, and like the irrational mental patients that they are went nuts. Louise said the same thing and not a word was said. Theyre like rabid dogs that that just automatically attack anything resempling a republican, so according to them I am now a pedophile defending gay bashing nazi...what else is new. Sometimes Im able to educate them and sometimes they just dont listen.
don't get me wrong ... i think you and louise were the voices of reason.
all i was saying is THEY gave YOU a whooping as well. you can't deny that? right?
irrespective of who was "right" or "wrong" ...
like i said, it was kinda funny ... d-hue as the 'under-donkey' ... ha ha ha !!
;)
I didnt really see it that way, but you are entitled to your incorrect opinion.
and one last thing....why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island you smelly pirate hooker.
EXCUSE ME???
You are fucking pig.
why would say something like to me?
Donkey you should punch anita in the ovary! straight shot, right to the baby maker!
NOTHING about me to warrants such rudeness, or cruelty.
i've been nothing but supportive of your blog.
what rhino?
Anita, "If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary waiting for you, right here."
"I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about, nor do i understand why you are attacking me like this.
i've tried very hard to never be cruel or unkind to anyone here. that's all i know.
not that it matters.
since it's finally crystal clear to me that you guys really do get off on ripping people to shreds.
it's pretty sick.
"I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you"
"you are so twisted"
Anita "I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I aslo nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang."
Rhino, sorry, but it "smells like a turd covered in burnt hair." Oh, no, I stand corrected, rather, it "smells like Bigfoot's dick."
about frickin time
hmm ... well, i guess i'll just quote the leftist belle one more time [with emphasis]: "you are SO twisted"
Anita I hope I'm not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don't usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie. I mean, that thing is good. I want to be friends with it.
Listen, Donksterhue, this is getting to be ri-god-damn-diculous.
Sigh. Anyway-
Louise and Donkey were voices of reason?
Anita, you know how in elementary school boys have anxiety about their penis and dont know if it will grow more- and they fear the inevitable ridicule from the ladies, so they launch an offensive?
They start to be rude to girls because they really just fear their smallness?
let us look with a gaze of compassion upon the animals that ridicule- they are coming from a place of anxiety.
Plus, we've learned that they can only stop hating us temporarily and inevitably it creeps in. Fortunately you live close enough to slap the snot out of the jackass. Have at it, sister.
Um yeah. Interesting analysis but, shouldnt you have asked us about our mothers first?
Good luck with that psychiatry badge.
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