Dont You Be Eyeballing Me Maio

As you can probably imagine as a conservative in Manhattan, I dont get much campaign literature. Well like Charlie Bucket I got the got the golden ticket today in the mail. Danniel Maio, Republican candidate for US Congress 14th District. Even when there are republicans, conservatives or libertarians running they pretty much are dead in the water and dont waste the money on mass mailers.

So needless to say I was immediately impressed with the shiny paper on my desk, but upon closer review I couldnt really tell you much about the guy. Hes Taiwanese, he believes in the "typewriter, cell phone, internet and HDTV". Huh? Not looking good Danniel-son. Ok here we go "If you need money to make it happen, I will use my position to help" Little better, I could use some extra scratch. But whats this "You will see a rainbow of ideas, comments and stories" Uh oh. Rainbows? Is that code? When I first moved to the city years ago I was always advised to stay away from the rainbow. He makes maps. HE MAKES MAPS! Are you kiddin me, he's a cartographer? Consider yourself endorsed Danniel Maio.

You gotta check out the this clip.

Maio

EE-Aw!!