Friday, September 15, 2006

Quickies

Ive recently begun to question my own mortality as I advance in age and the remnants of a once golden brown domeage is replaced with that of Confederate gray. And Ive been thinking that when it is my time to go I would like to die as my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.*

Ok Ill acknolwedge that George Clooney is a face jock, but five days in the Sudan and suddenly hes a expert on Darfur worthy of addressing the UN? Actually I stand corrected, considering the joke that the UN has become, hes more than qualified.

Once again Muslim (the religion of peace) extremists react to accusations that the
y have violent tendencies by what else... rioting. Good rebuttal jackasses, Im convinced.

Petey returns to the mound tonight as the Amazins look to clinch the NL East. Lets Go METS!

1 comment:

Miss Carnivorous said...

Clooney has about as much chance at solving the Darfur crisis as anybody, I guess. That would be nil, nada, none, Nyet and all the other N words that mean no.