Priorities

I was tempted to do this post via audioblogger so our readers could experience the full Boratic effect of my impressive impersonations. Trust me, it sa guud, but in the interest of public safety, management fears it might cause a frenzy amongst our female readers after hearing my Marlboro and Tullamore Dew induced white mans Barry White lyrical swords.

Seriously George get your shit together. I mean come on first you blow off the head of the UAW, I know Im with you on the fact that yes unions are a bad, but come on Clay Aiken..what up with that? Not sure if you noticed but the big three are having some difficulties and aint so big anymore, in fact theyre down to a deuce...what the? You may want to attend to that as opposed to your apparent appeasement of the Claynation.

As far as the President of Kazakh is concerned with the mockery of his stan at the hands of comic genius Sacha Cohen, heres some good ol fashioned donkey wisdom...

GET OVER IT

Its a frickin goof. Theyre showing films of you being assassinated in Toronto and this guy is worried about a brit in a wig making fun of Kazakh gypsies (Ive worked with gypsies, trust me..theyre funny) and the jew claw. Listen, we appreciate their loyal alliance in the War on Terror, but tell em to lighten up. Most people didnt even know Kazakhstan existed, and now theyre about to be the focus of major motion picture. If I were them Id have their womanfolk get to work on Boratland asap, sit back and watch their tourism economy boom.

And thats that

EE-Aw