We here at The Aurora dont make a habit of defending celebrities but recent circumstances have arisen that mandates that we throw our two bucks in.
This is especially difficult for me considering that Tom Cruise attended a rival high school of mine, is a religious cultist, and by all accounts completely bat shit crazy.
However the fact remains that the guy is the film version of Hall and Oates, in the sense that neither were the most artistically gifted or critically acclaimed yet be damned they were HIT MAKERS. The guy has made some great movies, but then again my tastes lean towards the T-n-T and T-n-A variety so maybe Im not the most qualified opinion of cinema excellence (say that last phrase in French accent to experience the full snobbery).
I couldnt care less about scientology or baby Suri or whether he quit or was fired from his stu stu studio (in Phil Collins voice for full effect), blow some shit up and throw some babes in bikinis on cigarette boats intermittedly and Ive got my ten bucks worth, and thats what he does best.
If you indict Tom Cruise, you indict Hollywood, and that is why they fear him and must destroy him. What does it say about the rest of them when the biggest action star of all time who has remained relatively scandal free (closet talk aside) up until recently is revealed to be absolutely and utterly insane and full of shite.
The house of cards is falling, and that is why we at The Aurora will take a pro-Tom Cruise stand to once again expose the hypocrisy of Hollywood.
..or maybe its just about the money.
7 comments:
Well, he had me at hello
We didn't quit, you quit!
Don't worry, Ponyboy they don't do that to heroes. Hey, where is soda and super-dope, anyhow?
This morning on the news the business reporter misspoke and said accidently that Viacom was letting Cruise go citing his "erotic" behavior. Then she corrected herself. I guess impregnating a woman half your age could be considered "erotic" even if she is above the age of consent.
She meant erratic, of course. Forgot to mention that. So sorry!
tom cruise is wacked (wack?). but he's still hot. IMHO.
so, for once, i take the same 'stance' as The Aurora --- pro-cruise.
welcome to the dark side anita. we've been waiting for you ....
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