Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Liberals Hate Jews

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Lieberman For Senate


...and enough with all this BS about how the left wing wackos are in the process of hijacking the Democratic party as witnessed by the Lieberman campaign. News flash jackasses. Theyve done been hijacked long time ago. This sho aint yo grandmammys democratic party anymo.

26 comments:

anita said...

is it me, or does that link not work?

Anonymous said...

Blame the Kos Kids and their ilk. You know... the same punks that mass email Conservative bloggers, google bomb republicans, write massive amounts of negative reviews for Conservative authors on Amazon etc etc.

Same people that break into and vandalise GOP campaign headquarters, slash tires with Bush bumper stickers etc etc

You know the ones that believe in civil discourse, non violence and tolerance, those krazy kos kids.

SIDENOTE:
Why is Lieberman the only Dem targeted for attack when Hillary and others supported the war as well. Could it be that hes a Jew?

Bottom line is that its an exercise in futility as he will win handidly as an independent and although he has voted predominantly liberal throughout his career, Im sure this will not make him a happy dem, and that makes Donkey hap[py

Mookie McFly said...

The link doesn't work dude...but I agree.

Stop whacking Piazza.

Rhino-itall said...

the point is THE LINK DOESN'T WORK. The hackers as kos and friends Bushwhacked the leiberman site!

Just like the vandalism etc. that donkey was describing. the libs are very tolerant, as long as you agree with them if not then you get vandalized or shouted down, or you get a pie thrown at you etc.

Rhino-itall said...

oh and piazza is a homo

anita said...
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anita said...

clearly, the 'hackers at kos' have bushwacked The Aurora ...

Rhino-itall said...

hey i'm just repeating what i read from the leiberman campaign.

by the way did anyone read the liberal mccarthyism article today by lanny davis? i read it in the journal but i'm pretty sure it's linked on drudge. very interesting.

anita said...

i was just teasing.

i read the lanny davis article too ... you're right, it is very interesting.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

A COMMENT ON LAMONT V LIEBERMAN FROM AN ACTUAL JEW!!!

Lamont's going to crack him and a damned good thing it is. I do not want Lieberman to be the public face of my people -- by ideology, looks, and personality.

As far as your paranoia about "Jews being targeted," please explain why nobody's "targeting" BOXER, FEINGOLD, FEINSTEIN, KOHL, LEVIN, SCHUMER, WYDEN, etc., all Israel hawks? Um, OK, Aurora, listen here: I've never written one word about Catholic Church child abuse scandals, so please stay out of my tribe's issues. Tou do not understand our culture in the slightest and are completely unqualified to comment on it.

Oh, and by the way, the Republicans best up-and-comer in the House is also Jewish, Eric Cantor.

And Jewish Kelso will take 1000 Cantors over the one meshumed, Holy Joe Lieberman.

Thank you.

Rhino-itall said...

kelso, they haven't been targeted, because they don't support the war in Iraq. Hillary came out in support yet she's not under attack. also, donkey was kidding.

Pay attention man.

Also, what do you mean you don't want leiberman to be the public face of YOUR people? you mean the Jews?

Oh and the libs hate the Jews, especially the NY Slimes. Wake up.

One more thing, i think joe leiberman is very handsome..... for a JEW :)

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Sorry, boys, I know you don't like profanity on your blog, but Lamont has just delivered a straight-up ass-fucking.

Not quite as nice as '69 or '86, but in that general county!

And, admit it, Joe Lieberman is exactly the kind of guy you fellows are looking to beat the crap out of should he have the gall to come into your local.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

And you know what's really fun, capitalists? That Ikey-Kikey Lieberman will go to his grave with less than 1% of the Lamont family net-worth.

Are you sure you guys are really not just Marxists under the skin? Because if you're not, just in this Lamont v Lieberman race, capitalism has failed you badly.

The rich guy won. You free-marketeers ought to be celebrating, not donning funeral shrouds.

Oh, I know it hurts. It hurts knowing that George Soros & Family, Arianna Huffington & hers will go to their graves with quantum orders of magnitude more wealth than all the Auroras have or ever will have. Must sting.

Too bad. Nobody said life was fair. Certainly not Ronald Reagan.

Get some more American flags. I hear they ease the sting somewhat.

And, BTW, I would appreciate your not impugning AnitaXanaxNow's intelligence or patriotism.

I think she's 40 IQ pts smarter than I am and about 30 IQ points smarter than the whole Aurora collective. And she's a proud American.

And there is no doubt she's read more books in the past week than the entire Aurora collective has in their collective lifetimes.

Are you sure you guys aren't Yankee fans? That Rudy Giuliani looks awful good stuffed like a sausage into that Yankee warm-up jersey.

And as far as physical appearance goes, why is it that Jewish guys get laid all the time and it took 9/11 for a couple of cops and fireman to get a taste? And now that it's 5 years on, Jewish guys are still knocking boots and the blush is off the cop/fire rose to say the least.

Just wondering.

Ned Lamont 4-ever.

Yours in sport,

Kelso.

P.S. Don't go crying to mommy now. She's got enough on her plate to worry about. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the new Dennis Miller segments on Fox.

"Umm...OK, Kelso..." Genius, sheer genius.

Rhino-itall said...

Kelso, you are nuts.

You are obviously one of those gym class champions. I remember guys like you in highschool... You hit the homerun in coed softball and jumped up and down like you won the world series but you never had the balls or the talent to actually tryout or make a real team.

So lets go over this.

1. it was the primary, not the election, and if leiberman runs as an independent that opens the door for a republican

2. either way lamont or leiberman is a liberal democrat, so who gives a shit?

3. we don't live in connecticut

oh and kelso stop being a jew hater.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Not bad, Rhino. You got it exactly right. I was excellent in gym and intra-mural sports but was too into drugs and lacked varsity talent of any kind. What you got wrong is that I took no joy whatsoever in gym or co-ed softball. Just more bullshit that kept me away from shit I was more interested in.

Unlike yourself, however, I was lucky enough not to be a jock-cunt and applied myself in school, in college, in grad school, and in finance.

Sorry all that wonderful athletic ability of yours prevented you from learning to read, write or count. It's tough out there. I am sure you will pull yourself "up by your bootstraps," though. I'll send you a couple of parochial school vouchers so you can finish that HS diploma.

Unlike yourself, I am not afraid of women or sex. Just know I'll be laughing my ass off next time Jimmy goes limp on you.

Lieberman is not a Liberal Democrat. If he were, you wouldn't have had a "Lieberman For Senate" on your blog. Lamont IS a good Liberal Democrat and a great capitalist.

As for being a Jew-hater, you've got that one all wrong. I'd rather be a lid on a garbage can in Israel than the fucking president of Italy.

By the way, I've got all the meds I need and take them copiously.

Don't play the dozens with Kelso, son.

Anonymous said...

Jeez cant I even go on a 12 hour malt liquor bender without some whiny napoleonic jew midget acting up like some sort of bigshot cuz hes finally got a little scratch in his pocket and he can exact his revenge on all those NYPD's and FDNY's that used to take his lunch money and bang his sister in the breezer.

Rhino-itall said...

kelso who are you trying to impress? that's gotta be at least the 5th time that i've seen your resume.
you do great with the ladies? so you've said, many times.

ooh kelso's a bigshot guys... lets all be impressed now......


feel better champ?

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Love the dozens, boys.

But it is my bad, after all, I had forgotten that Aurora #1 had been a 3-Letter Man at Auburn, went on to play OLB for the Cowboys, Shooting Guard for Sacramento, and RF for the Indians where in 1997 he enjoyed his finest season hitting 0.323 with 35 HR 125 RBI 25 steals and 2 CS. Aurora #2 of course was a 3-Letter Man at Nebraska where he played all 4 positions in the defensive secondary, small forward in hoops, and 3B for the Twins. Both men had stellar college and pro careers and have side-by-side 8000 square foot homes in Ponte Vedra Beach, Florida, on the CC and -- they say, though it can't be proved -- that while they beat up on Duval regularly, each has beaten Tiger Woods at least once over four rounds.

Both have gone from strength-to-strength, having founded 4 -- count 'em 4 -- athletic apparel businesses and were recently profiled in Forbes.

Talk about MEN. These guys put John Wayne AND Warren Buffett to shame.

Go on, guys, let's read all those opinions. Christ, you're giving them out for free on your blog when your normal speaking fee is $250K per hour individually but $750K per hour the pair -- synergy, you know?

NYPD and FDNY beating Kelso up and fucking his sister? Fair old-school dozens line, but the "kind" of people who become NYPD or FDNY would never have been accepted at our school -- too stupid and not enough family dough. I'm crying a river.

Warlike said...

lol@Kelso. Rhino getting to you huh? He's great to hang out with though.

In case you never knew: Piazza is a Fudge-packer!!!

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Thanks. It would take a far wittier man than Rhino to get to me. I was a champion pub-debater in college.

I did hear that Piazza was queer. Heard it from my sister -- she of getting fucked by future NYPD and FDNY fascists fame.

I love playing the dozens, but given the "rules" of the site, I sometimes worry that Rhinok, et. al., are a little too prudish and -- er -- "sensitive" if you know what I mean and I think you do! So, I'm never sure how far to push it.

Here's some great baseball gossip from a B+/A- source. Scott Brosius was a big coke-head but his best friend on the Girls, Bernie Williams is not into drugs at all. That's not the weird part of the story. The weird part is this: Brosius and Bernie were heavy into cross-dressing and used to have drag parties on practically every homestand.

I have no doubt the entire Aurora crew would be great to hang out with, get shit-faced with, argue politics with, play the dozens with, and chase women with. I just wish they wouldn't take it all so seriously.

Life is short. Meant to be enjoyed to the utmost. Either start living or continue dying is Kelso's motto.

Cheers fellers,

Kelso

Rhino-itall said...

too stupid?
not enough family money?

once again sport we're all impressed and you're a bigshot.

ok big guy? do you feel better now champ?

Rhino-itall said...

champion pub debater too?
wow you really do want to share your resume......

Mookie McFly said...

Easy, sharing your resume is a touchy subject.

Kelso don't kid Rhino about college...he's sensitive. He coulda been a contender.

I too have been called a bigshot but the difference is I'm not one...I just play one on TV.

All you donut bumpers who call MP a fudgepacker are just jealous. The best part of you rolled down your mamma's leg when I was done with her.

Where's McTrixie when we need someone to make sense of a complex situation?

KELSO'S NUTS said...

I feel great every day, schmuck. Big shot? Hardly. I did the best I could with the limited tools I had. All true. Make a few dollars. Was a good pub-debater. But you were big-time varsity, right? Don't worry about resumes.

Still, Tough Guy couldn't handle a little homework? And now wants to toss it blogland? I give him credit for balls, but I hate his chances. I have by far the lowest IQ of most of the posters of the spots Tough Goy frequents.

Tried to smoke the peacepipe with you, Mr. Rhino, but it's not going to happen, I reckon. Neither do I want to gut you on that Lamont v Lieberman heads-up bet. You're going to need every dime. USA marketplace these days requires an educated workforce.

Sorry you're sensitive. I'm actually a nice guy and didn't mean to touch a nerve there. Thought we were just playing. I'm off here, Anita's, and your other haunts for good. You won't have Dick Nixon to kick around anymore.

But in the real world, there are a million more just like me and you'll see them all in New York.

A last bit of Marxist wisdom: the police exist to protect the ruling class from the working class. In other words, they exist to protect us from the likes of you when you get oiled up and are looking for a fight.

As I'll be fishing in the islands when you're barfing on the street on St. Paddy's Day, I guess this is adios. Do yourself, your family and your friend Kelso a favor and get that GED. Isn't that how you'd advise a "moolie" to pull himself up by his bootstraps, instead of depending on "the culture of dependency"? Wouldn't that be O'Reilly or Hannity's advice?

Vaya con dios, CHAMP

Anonymous said...

Looks like we have a winner for BIG SHOT of the week. You can stop now Kelso, consider us impressed. You are obviously a man of means that apparently does very well with the ladies. Put your dick back in your pants, no measuring contest needed. You sold us. We are convinced. You are a big shot, put the W-4 away. All hail Kelso.

KELSO'S NUTS said...

Jesus H, win this gracefully, please. Accept an apology. My bad. You're great guys and your political opinions are second to none. I give. Bill O'Reilly is 1000x smarter than Herbert Marcuse, ok? Sean Hannity is 50 IQ points smarter than Einstein. Done. QED. And it is you guys who are the BIG SHOTS, not me. You are the varsity athletes, the great thinkers, and the swordsmen. I AM A GNAT ON A DOG'S DICK, OK? YOU FUCKING WIN. THIS ROUND OF THE DOZENS IS OVER. THERE WILL NOT BE ANOTHER ONE.

But this business of being both aggressors and devensive injured parties is absurd. I expected a little more gusto from Republicans, but I stupidly forgot the "rules" section of your blog.

Every member of your blog team has more money than I do, more juice, and has had more women by accident than I've had by design (to quote LBJ), and it's clear that you've all got me crushed on varsity letter jackets, academic degrees, literary style, and general rightness of thought and persuasion of argument.

As Bob Murphy used to say, "here's the happy recap": AURORA 1-ZILLON FACTORIAL, KELSO 0.

I wish nothing but success and happiness in all your lives.

Why I got jacked up in all this I don't know. I've spent the best part of my life avoiding it. Every single remark you've ever made with regard to any issue of social import has been the incontrovertible truth and I'm sure I'll be reading your books and seeing you all on TV in no time.

Have fun. Elect a lot of conservatives. Volunteering for one wouldn't be a bad idea.

Vayan con Dios, todos mis amigos de Aurora.


I am in no mood to push this any further.