Saturday, August 26, 2006

Gerry! Gerry!

Godspeed President Gerald Ford to a healthy and full recovery from your recent angioplasty surgery. I have taken the liberty to write an Irish style limerick to lift your spirits. Get well Mr President you have displayed class and dignity fitting of a former President that has unfortunately not been seen in recent years.

You were a gridiron hero at Yale
As an Ex-President the others they pale
May your heart
be like a watch made by Timex
It has taken a licking'
But lets pray it keeps tickin'
Without your pardon
off goes Tricky Dicky to jail

5 comments:

Miss Carnivorous said...

Well if we wanted a classy president we'd have a monarch. I like being low class, it sets us apart from the Europeans, always a good thing.

anita said...

Poor President Ford, he's been looking so fragile the past year or so. Breaks my heart. But you gotta admit, he's done magnificently for a man in his 90's.

Then there's Betty, she's not looking too good herself.

Rhino-itall said...

Ford is a class act. bj clinton and the peanut farmer should follow his lead.

Anonymous said...

I'll give the man his due...

It is pretty hard nowadays to make Chevy Chase funny (and I'm not talking about Maryland which is hysterical to me).

Did somebody yell Four!?!

Anonymous said...

Crab cakes and football. Thats what Maryland does!!!