This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation between the British and the Irish, off the coast of Kerry, Oct 00. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-00:
IRISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South, to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North, to avoid a collision.
IRISH: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to South to avoid a collision.
BRITISH: This is the Captain of a British navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
IRISH: Negative. I say again, You will have to divert YOUR course.
BRITISH: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER HMS BRITIANNIA! THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE BRITISH ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYER THREE CRUISERS, AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT IS 15 DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
IRISH: We are a lighthouse fer fooks sake. Your call.
7 comments:
That's a good one...
that's hilarious ...
"for fooks sake"
gotta remember that one.
i love that shite
Good game of the dozens the Irish played w/the Brits. However in nineteen aught three whilst I was pub debating a crooked eyed monster while playing widdly peg, I came across an article on nihilism that contradicts post imperialistic values in the new world order.
It was like Willie Randolph debating Rockmonakov during the fillibustering of the Geneva accord.
(I wrote this before I remembered that you guys don't accept anonymous posters anymore. I intended to name myself: The Best Impersonation of Kelso's Dried Up Nuts...oh well)
Kudos, Gadfly! Not bad at all! A little over the top and a little maybe Jesse Jackson-like on some of the locutions. Despite my sub-normal IQ, I do know how to write and do know the meaning of most common words. And, again, my sincerest apologies to all of you for the horrible offenses visted upon you by yours truly. It must have been awful. Will you all be able to recover? Oh, and special apologies for all of those words or phrases you didn't understand.
Heard a nice little story from a Ft. Greene woman friend who escaped a gang-rape in Bay Ridge attempted by your "sort" of people -- clean cut Catholic boys who "love America" (but hate women, apparently). Of the three, two beat the rap but the third one very much didn't and found himself as a guest of New York State with no protection because the attempted gang-rape of a woman does not particularly endear one to good old General Population and less so if you are a Clean-Cut Bay Ridge White Boy. From all accounts it was a terrible three years. And that makes Kelso happier than Lamont's win did.
The joke is as old as the hills by the way and don't you like the British as of last week despite their penchant for putting condom machines in all the restrooms of the pubs? [Resume time again: Kelso lived in England some years ago and discovered that the fight in Norhern Ireland was hardly the one-sided issue we hear and read about stateside. The Protestants don't particulary want to pledge honor and fealty to the Catholic Church and essenitally get into that Soviet Mind-Set of letting a powerful central authority do one's thnking for them. And how did the IRA end up?
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