There are very few sacred sacraments left in the world. The flag can still be burned. Unborn babies can be murdered in the millions. I can no longer expose my hog on subways for fear of amateur photo-journalists re-exposing said hog (and without zoom technology damn you) on Page 3 of the New York Post.
But I will not tolerate a woman budging ahead of me for the mens room. If a woman wants to tinkle where men sprinkle more power to her, but with penis comes privileges, numero uno...we dont wait in line to piss, and you certainly dont go first. Well not according to the TOURIST, who will forever be known as The ASSBACK Of McMenamins, who's brilliant philosophy was "If We Wait You Wait". Sorry sweetie it doesnt work that way. If you got a problem with the disproportion between mens and ladies restrooms then become an architect or a plumber... now get to the back of the line... and when finished go back to Germany or Jersey.
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assuming the fact that netflix was so kind to allow me to borrow the film 'transamerica' qualifies me to pass judgment on that photo, i would suggest that the alleged bathroom criminal is a pre-op transsexual and therefore having a little confusion about which bathroom to use ...
otherwise, i'm confused.
oh, and don't bash NEW jersey, please. 'jersey folk are people too' ... EXCEPT for 'Dick and Jane' ... the right wing Republican, Evangelical Christian proprietors of the Ocean Grove B&B I stayed at this weekend. They, dear Donkeyhue, were EVIL.
Stay away from Dick and Jane.
Doesn't anyone say "cut in" or "cut" the line?
donkey says "budge"
donsky says "but in"
I've always said cut the line or cut in.
i say "butt in ... "
i also cut in as well ...
come to think of it ... i say 'cut in' a line
and 'butt in on' a conversation
me too. cut in a line, but in a conversation.
donsky the closet cat blogger! don't worry, benjamin, your secret is safe with anita. question is: will you banned by donkeyhue from the aurora?
"be" banned ...
ohhh. and there i was, thinking you were a soft-hearted guy. what was i thinking?
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