A cobra attacks a mongoose, its a coin flip. Somedays the snake will win and other times the mongoose. Both sides realize going into the fight that they have a punchers chance. All the animals in the jungle would be in agreement. Noone would any sooner begrudge the victor for their victory as they would show pity on the defeated's defeat.
The camel hates all non humped animals but the lion even more so. Being a camel sucks and the camel knows this to be true. The camel has never been to a Tony Robbins speech or ever read self help books such as Dale Carnegies "How To Win Friends and Influence People". The camel blames all the other animals for his problems. So he decides to strap on some TnT and walk into the lion's den, murders everyone within the vicinity of the lion his infidel mane even including tigers and bears.
Are we to urge the lion to show restraint because of the strength disparity tween the two. Should we condemn him for his use of disappropriate force as he snaps the camel's neck and rips him limb from limb. Do we give the camel a free pass for his crimes because of his weakness.
Does the lion not deserve retribution for the atrocities committed against him and his pride. The Law of the Jungle sayeth so and so sayeth the Donkey.
EE-Aw!!!
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what started out as a limp nonsensical story about the animals turned into a biting example of political commentary.
But then again that always was you, wasn't it.
The lion would kill the donkey though but as you pointed out...isn't that his right?
LETS GO METS (the lion of the east)
In Auroraland the Donkey is the King of the Jungle.
...now shoe Fly dont bother me.
Let me get a Ric Flair
WHOOMP!!!
LETS GO METS
the lion wouldn't kill the donkey, the donkey doesn't hang in the jungle.
WW3 is going strong and i don't think Israel should stop until they have completely decimated hezbollah. In fact, i'm kind of dissappointed that W hasn't stepped up stronger. I think we should be taking a couple of bombing runs ourselves. We are fighting a common enemy, and that enemy is radical islamonazis! Or basically muslims!
The Rhino by the way is more like the way the U.S. used to be. Kind of too big and powerfull for anyone to mess with, also not really looking to start shit with anyone, but when provoked could and would charge over your ass and squish you into the dirt.
Unfortunately the U.S. no longer has the Rhino mentality. I hope we get it back soon...... time is running out.
You lost me at squish...
Homo
Oh no not that dont squish me anything but squishing
Fruitcake
I know you just got back and it was a long tiresome trek through the desert, but you pull that bs again and Ill fricking donkey punch you.
I guess Rhino got his work visa extended...good for you Rhino.
We don't need to fight another war with another country that barely exists. Lets just sit back and watch the Israelis do their magic...and hopefully our military can come homes sooner than later.
Hola Senor Rhino. como esta?
Radical Muslims? How about Radical Christians and Jews?
How is it that we support a state that doesnt even believe that Jesus was the "messiah"?
Whats really going on here?
Hezbollah? AlQueda?
How many more boogey men organizations are we going to create?
Do we really think that these people are going to lie down and eat shit from Israel and USA?
Is there any other solution other than displacing 1/2 million people over 2 missing soldiers?
I wonder how many more terrorists were created in the last 10 days?
How come this "war on terror" strangely seems like the Nancy "war on drugs"?
I wonder if we will have the same result?
Looks like WL has been listening to Farrakan again.
"Radical Muslims? How about Radical Christians and Jews?"
EXACTLY.
There really is not much difference as far my pea brain is concerned.
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How was your vacation Rhino? Did you see how I had your back while you were gone !!
(I didn't see any "thanks Anita" remarks when you returned).
:(
Rhino, what sports did you do in high school or college?
Muy Bien Gracias warlike. Now wake up before i wake you up.
Donkey please stop telling me about your sexual fantasies that involve me
Anita, i hadn't read everything yet when i commented on that post, but thank you baby i appreciate it
trixie, i played football, i wrestled, and i ran track in highschool. I wrestled in college before i flunked out or just basically stopped attending classes.
Don't listen to him trixie...he played pocket pool and ding dong ditch. In college...wait, you went to college Rhino? Have you ever thought about going back? If you do, maybe I'll go back and take some classes with you...that way I could say, "School is now in session"
PS - Like my new Avtar?
Warlike and Anita you are both on crack. Its nice and easy to blame the jews and christians but the harsh realities dont back up your jackassery. I dont recall one of Pat Robertsons minions ever walking into mosque strapped with semtex. Its people such as you two that are causing irreparable harm to the war on terror by mistakenly ignoring the most obvious fact...which is that they are terrorists.
Rhino isnt wrestling the "sport" in which you wear spandex and roll around with dudes?
Fly...avtar?
Doorbell dixie
Welcome back Footprint.
No donkey, there is no spandex involved. again keep your man fantasies to yourself. wrestling is COMBAT!
Also, you can't blame the victim for fighting back. Israel is the victim here not the aggressor.
what should Israel do? they had occuppied lebanon for years but gave it back at the urging of the U.S. they occuppied gaza, but gave it up at the urging of the U.S. now they're getting attacked from those two regions.
Peace through Strength is the only way in that region!
Combat huh. Then why doesnt our military wear leotards like "wrastlers" do.
because they have no fashion sense?
Donsky, who gives them the right to disarm a 'so-called terrorist" group?
Why is it that when US or Israel go fuck some people up that its justified defense and when another(out of the "world domination" circle)decides to do the same that one is a terrorist.
Historical land? are you fucking kidding me? Get the fuck out and give America back then. It fucking amazes me how mofos justify whatever makes THEM happy.
Do you know who originally inhabitted that land?
Fucking bullshit!! I'm awake Rhino--are you fucking awake??? Don't you see what's happening here?
If you not down with the cool kids you are a terrorist???
I always wanted to be down with the cool kids! Good bye pocket protector. Hello fine bitches and fast cars.
Oh by the by (since I know Rhino hates that as much as he hates communists, people who question Ronald Reagan, and heterosexual relations), an avtar is that little picture in the right hand corner (but it's easier to write than that little picture in the right hand corner).
Todays Alqueda is yesterdays freedom fighter. It just depends on who you are in business with--thats what it means Donsky.
But how on earth is bombing innocent people in their homes in retaliation to terrorism not also terrorism??
I like making retarded comments when everything has been said...but here I have to put on the brakes.
You are wrong WarLike (hear the footsteps of several patchouli wearing feminazis running to your defense).
There are about as many Lebanese in southern Lebanon as there are Alaskans walking down Sixth Ave...that's to say there aren't any but not a whole hell of a lot of them. They left as their governement is weak and helpless to protect them against Hezbollah, Israel, Syria, or Jerry Cooney is he wanted to invade. Plus Hezbollah has been killing the Lebanese left and right indiscriminately with their missiles that they are lofting at Israel too. I doubt they are crying about it. Don't mistake a legitimate affiliated freedom fighting force with a terrorist group. Why do you think that not one country will claim affiliation with Hollah if you're Hezbollah. Not even Iran who thinks the Holocaust never happened, wants to wipe the state of Israel off the face of the earth and wouldn't be caught dead negotiating any kind of peace with anyone hasn't taken their side. Instead they are going to back Syria...Is Syria and Hezbollah linked? Sure, but they still aren't going to say it because everyone knows they are terrorists. Don't kid yourself as there is a big frickin' difference between freedom fighters and terrorists. It's not an opinion. To quote Church Lady, "Perhaps Satan" because that is who Hezbollah's main affiliate is...I side with you on most stuff dude but you are way off here. I'm not even willing to say that I agree wholly with how the Jews have reacted here although their reaction wouldn't have come without Hezbollah's actions...and that is a fact.
the ends never justify the means
Don't get all cliche on me or I'll have toput my means in your ends.
So if we get soldiers napped from our US/Canadian border, the Canadians refuse to help get them back, and they harbor a know terrorist group...what should we do? Ignore it? Even when it isn't the first time we have had trouble at the border and the country on the other side (if there was one) was our biggest threat and an open path was opening for them to march right in...Come on WL, war isn't nice. In fact since you like cliches, I'll say, "War is hell" but sometimes it is necessary when you are being threatened. Apparently, you would just take a beating if someone punched you in the eye. You wouldn't fight back because violence is never the answer. Be honest and walk a mile in their shoes.
PS - the Jews apparently don't beleive in Jesus (never knew that) and they don't turn the other cheak. It has kept them in existence this long in a very volatile region. Sometimes you can't wait for diplomatic channels to open up especially when your enemies wish you were gone and think you are disgusting infidels.
Fair enough--but does that mean we should kill innocent canadian civilians?
And fuck the jews!! I'm the motherfucking CHOSEN ONE!!
Careful War Like...God likes to reign down plagues upon heretics.
And I am always for killing innocent Candians (which is a paradox).
kill innocent canadian civilians?
Its a start
I can forgive them for burning down the White House but Anne Murray warrants retaliation.
Im not buying the "harboring" line. That's a standard paparazzi statement after innocent people have been killed.
How will these conflicts ever stop if we keep creating generation after generation of bitter terrorists?
The bombing and killing method obviously has not worked in the past and will not work now. There has to be some compromise that everybody can live with.
Notice how Donkeyhue is quiet. He is part of a terrorist organization--no longer active-but a sympathizer non the less.
I was quiet because I was asleep. I have never condoned the targeting of civilians...period.
True. But whats the other solution? Do we or Israel wipe somebody out completely? Its a no-win situation whether by force or diplomacy. It's religious politics over there. That land has been contested for 1000s of years and occupied by Romans, crusaders and several other claimants of the holy land.
i think we beat those mofo's into submission. Peace through Strength.
OK John Wayne
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