Monday, July 31, 2006

99 Cent 40's Or Fight

If the Iraq War is indeed being fought for oil as the hippies so jackassfully claim, then I propose NATO be damned, we launch an immediate two pronged assault on Ireland and Germany in order to prevent this from happening in the US. My bike gets 45 mpg so I dont mind paying $3.20 gal. but mess with the Donkey's hooch and we gots problems.

32 comments:

gary said...

If the Iraq war was not for oil just what was the purpose?

Anonymous said...

Im glad you asked.

To end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, to stop terrorism and world hunger. To provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. To encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.

Anonymous said...

I have not.

anita said...

donkeywhoo, it seems to me, that in the final analysis, you are more concerned about the proverbial "me" and the satisfaction of said proverbial "me" (meaning "you" of course) than the greater good of world peace and the betterment of mankind and the political, social and ecological environments.

i'm very disappointed in you, donkeywhou.

Anonymous said...

I appreciate your sentiment Anita, but I can assure you that when the Donkey is happy the world is happy.

It is true that I place more emphasis on the individual, and for that I make no apologies. Your "Id like to buy the world a coke" as you sing Kumbaya line of thinking is all well and good and Im sure It gives you that warm and fuzzy felling of approval deep down inside that you obviously crave.

But the fact remains when all is said and done it is the individual who has to answer to themself and my feeling is that the better off the individual is in every aspect of their life the better off the community in general.

Perhaps the money I save on brews I then donate to food shelters or maybe I help build affordable housing for the homeless with my empty beer cans. Your broad assessment of me is without merit. So hey you get off my cloud, you dont know me and you dont know my style.

Think Individually
Act Individually

anita said...

i have a tendency to be facetious ... to joke, to jab, to tease, to rib. i'm discovering that this tendency of mine is often misunderstood or taken far too seriously than it should. sometimes, i think, the dread emoticons are a necessary evil.

that said, i agree with ou on this issue ... and the buddha would agree as well.

anita said...

which explains, partially, why i tend to comment, have second t houghts, and then delete said comments ... for fear of being misunderstood or taken seriously when i was trying to be funny. we call can't be comedians, i know. i should just keep my mouth shut most of the time anyway.

Anonymous said...

Is this emoticon fellow related to the Dread Pirate Roberts?

anita said...

yes. yes he is.

Mookie McFly said...

They teach the kids about Marco Polo and they say he was a very good man...they teach the kids about the pirate Morgan and they say he was a very good man...they teach the kids about the pirate Hawkings and they say he was a very good man.

But you can't fool the youth. No, you can't fool the youth.

Me not really play the flute, mon.

Mookie McFly said...

By the way according to Jeremy Shockey, Tom Coughlin has you for an ass, Donkey...Coughlin agreed and said that his wife has often said the same thing.

My question to you is...

Why are they even reporting on football already?

Don't they know this is a baseball town?

I saw Donsky with a couple of his inebriated Cub buddies on TV during that series(they all look the same to me). I think being a Cub fan is sort of like being a socialist. You know it won't work out in the end but it seems so appealing at the time.

Mookie McFly said...

Before Rhinoplasty responds by pounding his chest and making chimp sounds that intimate that he thinks football is good (no time to copy and paste a better response)...

The Mets and Yankees together have already drawn 4 million people to the ball parks in NYC...Football can't do that and wouldn't not to mention the fact that I can already see the silly fools primping and posing in the endzones. I wish baseball lasted all year.

Anonymous said...

I dont think hes going to respond. He mentioned something about leaving work early to go get a facial and back wax at his man spa.

Warlike said...

Hey Snuka!! Jweirdzey and New York are not the same town chiefy!!

Rhino-itall said...

The yankees and mets have already drawn 4 million fans? big fucking deal, you only get 85 or so games to do it. Football has 8 games in their home city dumbass and the Giants season tickets are sold out until the next century!
Get a grip fly, the mets are going nowhere with the two 90 year old starters at the front of the rotation, and the jets are, well they're the jets, so we know for sure they aren't winning anything. I would say i feel sorry for you, but i don't, you have a choice and you choose to root for losers.

I am not leaving work early, i don't do the spas, i don't get MANICURES like some jackasses i know, i was just busy.

Rhino-itall said...

or should i say WOmanicures?

Rhino-itall said...

ny giants avg. attendance last year was over 78,000 per game. if they had 82 games they would draw more than 6 million by themselves. Also, they compete with basketball and hockey during their season, baseball competes with WNBA? and beach volley ball.

Anonymous said...

Dont do spas huh? The Garden of West ring a bell?

Rhino-itall said...

ummm no, i never heard of such a place? i don't have any idea what you're talking about. that's my story and i'm sticking to it!

Anonymous said...

Me neither and Im definitely not going for a Korean massage after work.

Rhino-itall said...

korean massage? never heard of it

Anonymous said...

I meant Koran message. Know thy enemy.

Rhino-itall said...

sweet, have a good time

Mookie McFly said...

This is a beisbol town, you not-so pretty boy...The Mets starters are actually younger than the Yankees starters. Pedro was is 35 while Mussina is 39 (and Pedro has always been better - 2 Cy Youngs to none - ya idiot). Tom Glavine our oldest pitcher was born in 1966 while your oldest and ugliest pitcher was born in 1963 and answers to the name Big Unic. That's also not to mention that Trachs is in his mid 30's and we have two guys who are just barely twenty. Just because you can't wait for grown men to touch themselves for your pleasure every weekend, don't take away from the fact that baseball is hugely popular in the tri-state. Even when the Giants and Jets have both been good there is no comparison to the hype and attention when both NY baseball teams are good....it is a baseball city. They wouldn't draw 6 million fans to football games because 300 lb fat guys can barely play 16 games without blowing out something.

As for the Jets, I could care less if they are bad. The Mets are good and football is a secondary sport in my opinion...I don't want to talk football but they'll probably be as good as the other mediocre teams in football. Parity and socialism have made football pretty standard. I wouldn't be surprised if the Giants finished first or last. That's what football has become...Arizona could win the Super Bowl this year and it wouldn't surprise me.

Anonymous said...

Fly is right on this, well Arizona wont win the SB...but New York is a baseball town end of debate. I love Big Blue but I would stab someone in the juggler for the Metro Blue and Orange.

Rhino you lost all moral authority on this topic as soon as you bought Liberty season tickets.

Warlike said...

Baseball is for queers. Women play baseball--Football is for MEN!!!!

Mookie McFly said...

Warlike, here in America, we call your sport soccer. People who use the word "queer" are usually hiding some sort of latent homosexuality...you my friend like your peculiar partner Rhino have been duped. Baseball is the national game. Bully for you if pigskin is your favorite material but just remember...they made baseballs with it first.

Rhino-itall said...

Fly, i don't give a shit if the spankys pitchers are older, i'm not a yankee fan either. baseball is my 4th favorite sport behind football basketball and hockey.

It's true that ny is still a baseball city, and that makes sense because baseball is a hispanic sport.

Finally, football is a better sport BECAUSE anyone can win. It's funny how the mets and red sox fans used to complain about the yankees payroll and call them the evil empire because they bought all of their championships etc. until their teams started doing the same thing and all of a sudden the fact that the mets outspend the average national league team by 50 or 60 million is ok.
you guys are so full of shit it's not even funny.

300 lb men who run a 5 second 40 are athletes, 300lb pitchers who can't throw more than 100 pitches are pussies!

Hey willie, lets get glavine out of there, it's been like 5 innings, and he's giving up a 7 run lead because he's over20 pitches! what a punch of punk asses!

Anonymous said...

Im warning you Rhino for the last time. You know the rules. You are banned from baseball talk until you learn that a sac fly has nothing to do with some dude in the village wearing a crotchless leather thong.

Rhino-itall said...

donkey i don't want to know anything about gadfly's sac. If you want him to tea bag you that's none of my business and quite frankly i'd appreciate it if you would keep it to yourself!

Anonymous said...

Stay down Rock

Rhino-itall said...

baseball can't compare to football donkey. that's the bottom line.

I may not know all the players stats and shit, but i know as much about baseball and the strategy of the game and the way it's played as you and the fly.

get a grip, it's a simple game for simple people