I don't know if anyone saw this (I'm sure you news junkies did!)but this is an example of how we are winning the war on terror right here at home...Good job America, keep beating ass!
From the AP: A group of young men seized in a Miami warehouse have been charged in a federal indictment with conspiring with al-Qaida to "levy war against the United States" by committing acts of violence including blowing up Chicago's Sears Tower.
Oh, I did read the article too...I loved the part about Bizzaro Uncle Jesse aka C.Everett Coop being more interested in not offending the gays than in saving their lives. Very true...however it does not just affect gay men. I know she didn't really say that but she intimated that it mainly affects gays which isn't true. Look at Africa. Anyway, it's funny how confrontational she is...it's refreshing in a time where people do seem to do everything in their power to not confront issues or offend anyone. That type of behavior accomplishes nothing.
In America...In Africa just as many women are contracting AIDS as men.
Hammer don't hurt him
PS - Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me. Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah. Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/ Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing? Peter: Can't touch me. Cleveland: I believe it's the worm. Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
I know you are going to say that she is talking about Coop and America which is true and therefore you are right...I wish to strike my previous comments from the record.
Yes, I have been diagnosed by a few (ladiez) as having ADD (Awesomely Delicious Dong).
Yo, I blow up like Nasa when I Rockit. Stuff mad loot in my pocket Flip chicken heads with my socket Don't mess with this fella cuz I pull all them honeys like my name was Crocket not Tubbs So don't come to me with your wack ass rhymes You play yourself You ain't nothing but scrubs
I ain't got to copy and paste it's your time that you waste when you come at me with the same old taste I likes it new and that's why I am better than you
Peace in the Nortt East Don't forget, you battling a beast And as Always Last but not least Lets Go Mets Go
Oh yeah bitches I's on my way home and I don't want to have to leave you in stitches so stop right now before I kick you where it itches
You know you should just lock your doors Stay in your homes And maybe, just maybe I won't drop my hands like bricks on your domes
Put down the keyboard Rhino and stop looking for rhymes on Dre's website or I'll leave you in fright with the words that I light and blow like the smoke Smoke that surrounds, beats hard like the ground and a presence that astounds w/no help in sight or around
The worm is being broke in Harare, the University of Salisbury, the ground zero of it all. Yes. Firefighter? Sex Industry Worker? Ho ho ho. Get a doctorate and walk around with a tsetse trap. Every day. Dude!
one day, when my brain is completely healed (and that should be *relatively* soon) i shall write a rap lyric and submit it to The Aurora for consideration.
and it will be good!
well, not as good as rappers gadlfy, donkey and mctrixie of course. but it will stand on its own. i hope. or at least that will be my intention.
Good seeing you again, "its been a little while" (homage to Gargy). I may change the motto of the Aurora to...
Chicks Dig Donkeys and Rhinos. 3 out of 150,000,000 cant be wrong.
That being said. I think my boy Fly's words speak for themself. Whiteboys can rap, whether or not they are marketable is a different issue. If he ever dusts off his two turntables and a microphone he knows would I bankroll him, manage him, and do anything I can cuz the kids got mad hippity hoppity skillz. He aint got looks, money or smarts... but he gots talent thats for sure.
About the AIDS thing only half joking. Even the gayest of studies acknolwedge it was a homosexual disease at its inception, a variation of hep B. It has spread to other groups most notably needle users, but the numbers show that I have a better chance of hitting the lotto than I do contracting it through heterosexual vaginal intercourse. Thats why I aint got no shame or sweat going raw dog.
Saget was always one of the dirtiest comics around prior to his stint with the Olsens. He was great on Entourage last season. Smokin bongs banging hookers. Classic stuff.
and why is it that entourage is only a half-hour show (she asks, rhetorically). it's over before it gets started.
i can't get enough of my man, kevin connolly aka E (who, by the way, if i were still an official auroran, i'd make 'mascot of the week' --- just to agitate the donkey and the rhinoculous, of course).
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I don't know if anyone saw this (I'm sure you news junkies did!)but this is an example of how we are winning the war on terror right here at home...Good job America, keep beating ass!
From the AP: A group of young men seized in a Miami warehouse have been charged in a federal indictment with conspiring with al-Qaida to "levy war against the United States" by committing acts of violence including blowing up Chicago's Sears Tower.
Oh, I did read the article too...I loved the part about Bizzaro Uncle Jesse aka C.Everett Coop being more interested in not offending the gays than in saving their lives. Very true...however it does not just affect gay men. I know she didn't really say that but she intimated that it mainly affects gays which isn't true. Look at Africa. Anyway, it's funny how confrontational she is...it's refreshing in a time where people do seem to do everything in their power to not confront issues or offend anyone. That type of behavior accomplishes nothing.
Look at Africa what? Are you implying there is no homosexuality on the dark continent?
Statistically speaking AIDS is a gay disease.
In America...In Africa just as many women are contracting AIDS as men.
Hammer don't hurt him
PS -
Police Officer: Hey. That's Against the law. You're coming with me.
Peter: [singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this] Ah ah ah.
Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?
Peter: Can't touch me.
Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
Peter: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me.
I know you are going to say that she is talking about Coop and America which is true and therefore you are right...I wish to strike my previous comments from the record.
Bite me
gadfly, do you have ADD? just curious.
Because the rhymes I say, sharp as a nail
Witty as can be and not for sale
Always funky fresh, could NEVER be stale
TOOK A TEST TO BECOME AN MC AND DIDN'T FAIL
Its a Rap-Off
Take heed '
cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene
just in case you didn't know it
Yes, I have been diagnosed by a few (ladiez) as having ADD (Awesomely Delicious Dong).
Yo, I blow up like Nasa when I Rockit.
Stuff mad loot in my pocket
Flip chicken heads with my socket
Don't mess with this fella cuz I pull all them honeys like my name was Crocket
not Tubbs
So don't come to me with your wack ass rhymes
You play yourself
You ain't nothing but scrubs
I ain't got to copy and paste
it's your time that you waste
when you come at me with the same old taste
I likes it new and that's why I am better than you
Peace in the Nortt East
Don't forget, you battling a beast
And as Always
Last but not least
Lets Go Mets
Go
no doubt about who is the winner here ...
MC ADD
in da house
yo
Oh yeah bitches
I's on my way home
and I don't want to have to leave you in stitches
so stop right now before I kick you where it itches
You know you should just lock your doors
Stay in your homes
And maybe, just maybe
I won't drop my hands like bricks on your domes
Put down the keyboard Rhino and stop looking for rhymes on Dre's website or I'll leave you in fright with the words that I light and blow like the smoke
Smoke that surrounds, beats hard like the ground and a presence that astounds w/no help in sight or around
Be Quiet or like the Riot I'll rock you
Rap off? Only science is the future.
Smokin', blokin' croakin'
I think you must be diet cokin'
The worm is broke at Holland Bank
Where not a word is spoken.
A is A and B is B
The concept of identity
Unemployment is horrific
There is always work in scientific
Do you think we live in paradise?
Aren't you pissed off at Bo Bice?
If we think you have a lot of problems
Why not get paid just to solve 'em?
Living out in Fermi Town
Where paychecks all come raining down
Brookhaven is from the city
Making eggs for Walter Mitty.
If you knew how much these grey guys bummed
The same ones dissed for chasing crumbs
Why not plan a cylcotron
With Benguela and Abidjan?
OK?
The worm is being broke in Harare, the University of Salisbury, the ground zero of it all. Yes. Firefighter? Sex Industry Worker? Ho ho ho. Get a doctorate and walk around with a tsetse trap. Every day. Dude!
one day, when my brain is completely healed (and that should be *relatively* soon) i shall write a rap lyric and submit it to The Aurora for consideration.
and it will be good!
well, not as good as rappers gadlfy, donkey and mctrixie of course. but it will stand on its own. i hope. or at least that will be my intention.
if not, i'll shall try again.
*wink*
i'll be like 'queen latifah' ... or in this case, 'queen anitah.'
yeah.
white people can't rap
two-words for all you crackers...
VANILLA-ICE
ps-donkey, i know you were just joking about the AIDS thing...even you can't be that ignorant.
*hugs*
-G.D.
GD
Good seeing you again, "its been a little while" (homage to Gargy). I may change the motto of the Aurora to...
Chicks Dig Donkeys and Rhinos. 3 out of 150,000,000 cant be wrong.
That being said. I think my boy Fly's words speak for themself. Whiteboys can rap, whether or not they are marketable is a different issue. If he ever dusts off his two turntables and a microphone he knows would I bankroll him, manage him, and do anything I can cuz the kids got mad hippity hoppity skillz. He aint got looks, money or smarts... but he gots talent thats for sure.
About the AIDS thing only half joking. Even the gayest of studies acknolwedge it was a homosexual disease at its inception, a variation of hep B. It has spread to other groups most notably needle users, but the numbers show that I have a better chance of hitting the lotto than I do contracting it through heterosexual vaginal intercourse. Thats why I aint got no shame or sweat going raw dog.
Dow wow wow yippy yo yippy yeah
I think i just threw up in my mouth.
1. the donkey needs to see this video: jamie kennedy's "rollin' with Bob Saget"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5I0U4P9Imis
2. i think you meant to say hep C, not hep B ...
sincerely,
queen anitah
I stand corrected. C it is.
Saget was always one of the dirtiest comics around prior to his stint with the Olsens. He was great on Entourage last season. Smokin bongs banging hookers. Classic stuff.
i hope they bring him back this season.
and why is it that entourage is only a half-hour show (she asks, rhetorically). it's over before it gets started.
i can't get enough of my man, kevin connolly aka E (who, by the way, if i were still an official auroran, i'd make 'mascot of the week' --- just to agitate the donkey and the rhinoculous, of course).
;)
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