Sunday, June 18, 2006

An Auroran Tale

The unmasking of KISS. Dagny flying into the gulch. The chicken or the egg. Never before in the history of mankind has a revelation been as significant. Ladies and Gentleman, I give you...The Aurorans. (okay two out of three)


So now you know, and as you get your beat downs, as Sonny said, we want you to remember one thing...


We did this to you.

31 comments:

anita said...

hold on now. or rather, as my father would say (since it's, well, the day after father's day), 'hold your water.'

*snort*

anyway, my point being this. when i look at the lower part of the upper-right-hand corner of the blog (or, shall we say, 'as i look at the index that is directly below the masthead of this fine publication'), i see:

Contributors
*Donkeyhue
*Rhino-itall
*Warlike

then, when i return my gaze to the this post, i see just TWO ex-convicts running from the law, not three.

are you requring your loyal readers to make judgments we are not qualified to make? or, as i ponder this further, is it that can the answer be found via a process of elimination and this is just one of those 'audience participation' devices for increasing readership aka blog traffic?

please advise.

anita said...

or, alternatively, it could be a picture of vita spatafore and his hunky fireman friend on their way to their favorite 'rendezvous' spot in the new hampshire woods.

Lily said...

Is that really you guys?

or are you messing with us?

Rhino-itall said...

Yo who's the handsome bald guy?

anita said...

you're thin rhino. i thought you a more 'hefty' man.

Rhino-itall said...

Thin is in.... right?

anita said...

absolutely.

Rhino-itall said...

You forgot to mention that i'm also very handsome, but i'm sure that's what you meant.

anita said...

well, you already said you were handsome, i figured it didn't need repeating.

-G.D. said...

i'm blind...i'm BLIND!!

anita said...

actually rhino, from this pic you look a little like michael stipe.

Rhino-itall said...

one take it easy, donkey doesn't know he's ugly!

Rhino-itall said...

Well i don't look like him. Except for the hair style i mean.

Anonymous said...

I may not be handsome but I sure am ugly.

Rhino-itall said...

Yeah donkey but you carry it well.

anita said...

the donkey appears to be a little angry in that photo, does he not?

perhaps he is suffering from IMS, also known as Irritable Man Syndrome:

http://www.menalive.com/ims-col16.htm

Anonymous said...

Irritable what? Well, I ate burritos for lunch but Im feeling good.

Rhino-itall said...

the donkey looks a little angry? well, perhaps that's because he is a little angry........... at all times

Anonymous said...

Shut the F up bitch boy, Dont make me stab you in the neck with a pencil.

Lily said...

Wow. I thought you guys were playing.

First, Anita, you must have missed the wrestling discussions which clearly indicate that Rhino is on the leaner end. Not to say thats a bad thing.

Second, please do not rip on Michael Stipe! Ok I will admit that "Everybody Hurts" took the sexy factor down about ten notches. But...

Well I will give you that you're handsome, guys. And thankfully you have put to bed the rumor that you are chicks with a sick sense of humor.

Lily said...

Holy shit I just rewatched "Kill Bill" again last night for the hundredth time. get it! get it! kick ass!

Donsky is gone. packed up his posts and left blogtown.

Mookie McFly said...

They do look like hands some, eh? How can a person look like a hand whether it be some or a lot. Anyway, I would beg that this be the last time I have to look at pictures of you again. If you saw Tourgasm last night you heard the joke about people who say they don't photograph well. Yeah, ugly people...

Rhino-itall said...

i can see i'm going to have to put up my own pics. i don't like the stipe references.

I'm not that thin, i'm wirey.(said like the kicker in "the replacements") Did anyone see that movie? you know with keanu reeves? no? it was just me? forget it then......

Lily said...

I dunno, fly. I tend to photograph psychotic. Especially with camera phones. Ahem.

Alas...no warlike.

Anonymous said...

Who the hell started a humor that we had a sense of humor. I will not tolerate your liberal smear tactics.

Lily said...

Is that out on the island? What are the stones? Looks vaguely Manorville.

Its like Spinal Tap with the tiny Stonehenge.

I never said you had a sense of humor. People on the right can't joke about anything as you know. Their political correctness... tight asses.

Rhino-itall said...

That's bear mountain. nice riding up there. that's my old bike. Gotta get up there with the new one, when i have time........ probably never.

Lily said...

Oh yeah, I know Bear Mountain. It just seemed far from the sprawl- I guess is what I meant. So I figured you must have been out east.

Route 97 in the Catskills is a great scenic-byway road. Upstate is beautiful.

anita said...

rinoculous, my stipe comment was actually complimentary. i meant the old stipe. when he was hot. when chicks digged him. not the current stipe. which is kind of ... eerie.

anita said...

i notice you don't have helmets on. don't you get ticketed for that. here in brooklyn we get ticketed (well, not really ticketed, more liked shouted down) when we ride our bikes (bicycles, that is) around prospect park without a helmet.

seejanemom said...

OOOoooooo, I hate I missed the smack-down...but...

It is SO nice to know I have such literate and HUNKY readers.

What red blooded white girl doesn't love a man in leather!...but TWO? I'm sure you spared me a look at the third so my thighs would merely melt, instead of spontaneously combust.