Friday, May 12, 2006

We Like The Cars, The Cars That Dont Go BOOM

Heres the deal. For starters we put an immediate end to the madness which is "The Bridge To Nowhere" and use that money to buy one thousand Cougars and Buffaloes.

If we have to fight this war lets do it right. Im getting so god damn sick and tired of hearing about more American casualties as a result of ied's. If these camel banging cowards arent man enough to face us on the battlefield and their only course of action is to plant roadside bombs and that strategy is actually working for them, just a thought, being as I am not a brilliant military tactician (hold that...yes I am) Im just saying why dont we do everything in our power to remove that element from the equation or at the very least minimize it to the fullest extent. Also, from what I understand most of these devices are triggered by cellular phone, so once again, just a thought, why dont we jam their satellites (or shoot anybody with a Nokia) and send them back to the analog stone age.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Or better yet donkeyhue, send their kids out ahead as shields. Or even better- strap them to the windshields.

Whose blowing shit up now, bitches? Didn't think so.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and why bang a camel when you can use the cast off "ruined" infidels for free?

Well, at least until their honor killing.

Anonymous said...

Kids as shields. I love it. Side benefit...towels will make great window wipers.

Warlike said...

I have a better solution. Lets influx copious amounts of CRACK and HEROIN and in no time "those people" will lose all their fight. Trust me it works!!!!

anita said...

deja vu all over again ...

"you go to war with the army that you have"

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/12/08/international/middleeast/08cnd-rumsfeld.html?ex=1260248400&%2338;en=29636b52c700d57a&%2338;ei=5088&

Mookie McFly said...

Yeah but they'd just stop drinking their own water and would instead drink the water and supplies we drop on them after bombings...it would hurt their black market Evian water business but they'd have no choice.

Why don't we just bring our troops home and drop a nuclear bomb...before the Iranians have a chance to send one back our way.

What I want to know is who got all the SCUD missiles? I mean didn't we sell them to them in the first place? If we took them back after "winning the war", then didn't we already recover our monetary losses in profit from such a heist? We sold them to the Iraqi government then conquered said government and took back our missiles, right? Win, Win?

Sorry for being insensitive but I'm a jerk.

Yukkione said...

Donsky, we have poisoned the water. It's called runoff from Depleted Uranium.

Mr Accountable said...

ALVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!

Mr Accountable said...

Alvis has been sold to BAE.

Also Alvis Hagglunds.

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Lily said...

MCtrixie! Long time, no see.

What happened to the millions worth of helicoptors we gave Saddam too? Did we let our friends there use them to get the hell outta dodge before the shit hit the fan? Did the people sell them for those explosive devices they buy from the Iranians?