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Thursday, May 25, 2006
Somebody Got Paid For This?
Australian pets' obesity rates are climbing rapidly, with 40%-44% of dogs and 33% of cats overweight. Animal groups contend people are regularly overfeeding their pets.
That's just stupid.
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Let me guess. You saw this in IBD. The Trends and Innovations section always cracks me up, with their scientific studies done at very prestigious laboratories. Also today there were such shocking revelations such as...
...Stress and unhappiness affects womens looks
...Biggie sizing your fast food meal makes you more likely to be obese
...Polite driving habits can make your commute more pleasant
But my all time favorite is..
People that smile are generally more happy than those that dont
yeah i had a tough time picking one, but i like the pets one the best because it was in Australia, and i could just imagine some dude walking around with a pet scale!
Your laughing now but you won't be when you walk in on your bolemic dog in the middle of the night,his head directly in the bag of gravy train, pouring water over his head and into the bag...
I remember the day that I saw the front page of the Herald Journal and that the Chinese Pavillion had been shut down by the authorities citing copious cats in the cooler. Mind you I wasnt upset about the cats, but that they got caught ... to this day the best cathicken chow mein Ive had.
All this asian talk has got me in the mood for a massage all of a sudden.
After 3 years of living with my girlfriend, who was born in Korea, she developed a habit of saying "Oh, yeah, I've eaten dog", and I don't think she was talking about herself.
14 comments:
Let me guess. You saw this in IBD. The Trends and Innovations section always cracks me up, with their scientific studies done at very prestigious laboratories. Also today there were such shocking revelations such as...
...Stress and unhappiness affects womens looks
...Biggie sizing your fast food meal makes you more likely to be obese
...Polite driving habits can make your commute more pleasant
But my all time favorite is..
People that smile are generally more happy than those that dont
Genius!
Gotta love gov't grants
yeah i had a tough time picking one, but i like the pets one the best because it was in Australia, and i could just imagine some dude walking around with a pet scale!
**insert dingo joke here**
Your laughing now but you won't be when you walk in on your bolemic dog in the middle of the night,his head directly in the bag of gravy train, pouring water over his head and into the bag...
watch out ... next thing he's going to be posting pictures of his own (svelte) pet !!!
Was it Poshington?
That's the word for it you know. The name of the meat. Beef, pork, poshington.
Mmmmmmmh.
Was it Poshington?
That's the word for it. Beef, pork, poshington.
Mmmmmmmmmh.
Paris, please pass the poshington.
- Yes, mother. When will daddy get his company back from Ladbroke's?
Soon, dear, soon.
Waris, wheeze wass the Washington.
Wumpus, we'es mass the washing machine.
$$$$$
Fade to total chaos.
There are now more Asian-Americans in Mexico, USA and Canada than there are French-speaking people, in the world.
That's something to chew on!
I remember the day that I saw the front page of the Herald Journal and that the Chinese Pavillion had been shut down by the authorities citing copious cats in the cooler. Mind you I wasnt upset about the cats, but that they got caught ... to this day the best cathicken chow mein Ive had.
All this asian talk has got me in the mood for a massage all of a sudden.
chicken chow mein is that the massage special? :o
If they banned pet food over there we would not have this issue, they banned guns and no one dies there any more.
...citing copious cats in the cooler...
Oh, man.
After 3 years of living with my girlfriend, who was born in Korea, she developed a habit of saying "Oh, yeah, I've eaten dog", and I don't think she was talking about herself.
I think she was trying to tell me somthing...
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