Friday, May 05, 2006

Party Is Over

Time to step down Patrick. If what you say is true and you do indeed have an addiction, and this is not just a diversion for your DUI and the cover-up that followed...then you have my full support to get clean if thats what you truly want, but as an elected official your days are over. As a pill popping bong smoking six pack a night donkey...I know whats up. But yous gots to go.

I know honor and integrity arent the strongpoints of the Kennedys but for once do the right thing and step down...you are not fit to serve the people that elected you. Look on the bright side, youre a Kennedy and you aint dead yet so you got that going for you. Rehab is not redemption.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Coronas on me for anyone in Midtown in 15 mins

Mr Accountable said...

Well, as someone living 15 min from midtown Providence, I can safely report that Patrick's Public Image is 99% AOK here.

If this story continues one would want to tap in to WHJJ in the afternoon, featuring Arlene Violet, the nun turned Attorney General turned easy living political radio talk show host.

In a close race with Delaware, Rhode Island is "The Weirdest most They Might Be Giants-like State on the Eastern Seaboard" so in comparison to normal life this new story seems like a breath of fresh air.

Its kind of interesting how a Kennedy-Limbaugh dialectic has now been created.

Anonymous said...

mctrixie, long time no see.

Mr Accountable said...

Thanks, Anita.

I wrote two more dumb, boring, informative run-of-the-mill messages about Rhode Island politics here this evening and now they're gone. Is there some problem of which I should be made aware?

Anonymous said...

Im sure we didnt miss anything, and if we did we wouldntve understood it anyways. We were have tech difficulties last week, but fixed now.

If what you say is true about Pat Kennedys public image and I have no reason to doubt you...Ill just strike it up as Rhode Island just being Rhode Island. Im more concerned with what Guam has to say than I do RI.

Rhino-itall said...

I did a tri-athalon in RI. (mini). about 10 years ago. Good times, good times....

Anonymous said...

Wouldnt all of Rhode Island technically be considered mid-town?

Anonymous said...

So...Rhino what was his name?

Oh my bad you said tri...

...nevermind.

Mr Accountable said...

Well, midtown Providence is Textron and G-Tech. G-Tech runs all the lotteries in North America and they have a new skyscraper, to be ready by Christmas.

Myrth York is the important politician in Rhode Island, won the gubernatorial primary 94, 98, 02, from Maplewood NJ, children Caleb and Nyssa, and Neath Mol, a grown Cambodian man. She runs York Finance. She is Hillary Clinton.

AS220 is the important venue in Providence.

WHJY is the important metal station in Providence.

Richard Hatch - still in jail
Farrelly Brothers - slumping
Deborah Messing - unemployed
Queer Eye - outre vogue

Meredith Vieira - big promotion.
Arab on Radar/Chinese Stars - to Williamsburg two years ago
Benny Sizzler - winners of the WBRU rock hunt.
Mount St Charles - still the greatest high school hockey team in the history of the USA by far
Block Island - still the weirdest place on the East Coast, though I haven't been there. It is only 5 miles from the New York border, at the end of Long Island territorial waters.

The tour manager of Great White - sentencing is Wednesday, I think.

And nary a sour note in the PK coverage.