A cowboy is riding across the plains of the old west, when he is captured by Indians. The tribe puts him on trial for crimes against the Indian Nation, and he is found guilty. "You have been sentenced to death," said the Chief, "but, as is our custom, you have three wishes to make as your last requests." The cowboy thought for a minute and said, "Well, for my first wish, I'll need my horse." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy whispered something into the horses ear, and the horse took off like a shot across the prairie. 20 minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful blonde woman on it's back. The cowboy looked at this, shrugged his shoulders, and helped the young lady off the horse. He then took her into the woods... "Second wish," said the Chief. "I'll need my horse again," said the cowboy. "Give him his horse," said the Chief. Once again, the cowboy whispered into the horse's ear, and once again the horse rode off over the prairie. 30 minutes later, the horse returned with a beautiful red-head on it's back. The cowboy looked up and shrugged, helped the young lady off the horse, and went into the woods... "This is your last wish," said the Chief," make it a good one." "I'll need my horse again." "Give him his horse," said the Chief. The cowboy grabbed each side of the horse's head and put his face right up to the horse's.
"I said POSSE!!!"
I was reminded of this joke after reading about the good work that Sheriff Joe Arpaio is doing defending our borders, by egad!, actually arresting criminals that are here illegally. This has obviously ruffled the lefts feathers. Keep up the good work. story
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"It is racial profiling," he said. "They don't follow guys that are blond and blue-eyed."
Maybe that's because the guy with blond hair and blue eyes isn't smuggling illegals into the country. Stop smuggling in illegals and a traffic stop would be just that...a traffic stop. Or you could just fix the tail light in your pick up truck...dumbasses.
WTF do you know about racial profiling "Superfly"!!!
I know more than you obviously...when was the last time you racially profiled someone? Being white, I do it every day! Just kidding buddy...they all look the same to me...uh wait, that didn't sound right?!? I mean white people all look the same to me!
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