Monday, May 15, 2006

La Frontera Se Cerró Ábrase Pronto

The word temporary has always been one of those vague words describing an indefinable non-specific amount of time. Words such as "in a while" , "not long", "in a bit", "sooner rather than later" Well the wordsmith that is our President has done the unthinkable and has actually for once cleared up the mess that is his vocabulary to help us understand the words that be coming out of his mouth.

Main Entry: tem·po·rary
Pronunciation: 'tem-p&-"rer-E
Function: adjective
Etymology: Crawford Texas temporarius, from tempor-, tempus time
: lasting until the November elections
- tem·po·rar·i·ness noun

As in....I will temporarily pretend to give two shites about the border, well the American border that is of course.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

well, i'm just temporarily concerned about all those canucks invading from the north. (no, wait. it's the opposite. disgusted americans heading north for universal healthcare and freedom from wiretaps on their phones. yeah, that's it).

Anonymous said...

Dont get me started on the Canadians. They come to our country to take advantage of our cheap fuel and open mic nights at comedy clubs.

Mookie McFly said...

They've already apologized for Brian Adams, sir.

Anonymous said...

did anyone see when conan o'brien went to the canadian border and dressed up like a mounty / border patrol agent ... it was pretty funny. if you're a conan fan. i have the video file if you want me to send it to you ...

Mookie McFly said...

You, sir, are a racist!