The Aurora is Dead
Long Live The Aurora!!!
Long story short we are back bitches and a little pissed off. Seems Blogger inadvertently booted us from our own blog so after some sternly worded emails we are back in business.
Stay tuned for our investigative report on the Salsa industry's nefarious scheme to conquer America via the use of mind altering picantes.
...as well as the usual hard hitting Mark Whiten style journalism you have come to know and loathe.
11 comments:
The "Man" shut us down huh?
I'm sure it was "inadvertent" just like when Clemens hit Piazza in the head. Maybe if you bashed Bush for being a dope, they wouldn't have kicked you off. I think what really got them was Anita's post of David Hasselhoff in his now famous bathing suit. They had to do something to stop it and quite frankly I cannot blame them.
where is the rhinoculous?
oh, and that wasn't david hasselhoff, it was a south african stud named ryk. and he would have been better viewing during the 'downtime' than ms. opaque scarf (in my opinion, at least --- i'm in the minority here, i know)
It's unfair that men can show their naked nips and yet women need to hide behind opaque scarves. Where's a woman crusader on a real issue such as nipple concealment when you need them. Anita, you should do something to change this...
I agree. If I had my way we'd all be topless- its a damned double standard.
I guess Rhino has moved on.
Lily what happened to the glasses? glasses are sexy!
gadfly, i'm doing my part in changing that nipple concealment double standard. in fact, just today i ...
anyway, let me just say this: it takes time to change such firmly entrenched norms.
I'm taking steroid and working out even less than usual...that way I can grow breasts, go topless this summer, and stop this reverse sexism. I suggest we all go to the beach this way this summer and end this insanity.
boing
you truly are a scholar and a gentleman (albeit one requiring a mansierre). see you at the volleyball tournament at robert moses !
It's sexier when the breasts are a little concealed. If they are out all the time-we will become desensitized.
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