You my friends are looking at hands down the best burger in New York City. Let me repeat. Hands down the best burger in the city, but Im not going to tell you where its from. Thats right. The burger is that good, I tell noone about. Noone. Close friends and colleagues are kept in the dark over the secret location. The reason being is the place is never crowded, and I want to keep it that way. Im a prick like that. However what I am willing to do is over the next few months leading up to the Fourth of July, reveal clues to my fellow Aurorans, all I ask if and when you figure out the secret locale...you never speak the name on this or any other blog, and you use absolute discretion over who you reveal this info to. Now let the games begin. The place could just as easily be described as a bar than as a restaurant. So in the truest definition it is a bar/restaurant
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do you really think there's enough people reading this blog to blow up the traffic as a BURGER JOINT?
It is not the Parker Meridian. Better.
What is with all the scattered shit on the plate? A ceiling tile issue? And steak style fries are not so good.
I don't eat burgers so your secrets are safe with me. Although I doubt I have the mental wherewithall to ever recall cumulative clues. Speaking of my mental abilities, hilarity ensued this afternoon when Coalition blog got together and decided they hate me. They will not participate in blogging until I am ejected from their sidebar. I love liberals that make a point of discussing dissent and fascism...ah well I honestly forgot they even added me. See Rhino- I know how you feel. Maligned and barred. Why must the left hate me so?
because they're fascists and they believe in censorship.
but i thought you already knew that. TROLL
Truth be told, you shouldve distanced yourself from those numbskulls a long time ago. I never understood why Rhino used to engage them as not a single one of them have any semblance of intelligence. Bottom line is they just werent smart enough for me to waste my time.
you know lily i didn't realize who you meant. I never had any problems over there. they never banned me and they were rarely even rude to me. I guess you're a bad person. maybe we should ban you too?
Is there somewhere where we can read up on this anti-Lily protest?
and as usual you are wrong. Steak fries are da bomb.
It was an email- I haven't even been over there in months I don't think. It just kind of surprised me, and it sounds like they deliberated on my merits and concluded that Brandon must cease to be my friend ASAP. Thats just too whipped for my patience.
And then this is what Donkey writes about my FEMA post at TBR:
"I fully agree 100% completely with everything written in this post as well as what has been written in the comments section including any and all replies to said comments." WTF? What did I do to bring out your inner bitch?
Whatever. I did nothing to invite your sarcasm.
At least Anita likes me. Maybe.
That was your post? It says the Dude. It was just a hint of sarcasm as I was trying to avoid confrontations leading into the holiday. I guess Im just a bad guy even when I play nice.
...and another thing. Lighten up.
i don't know how to break this to you but anita doesn't like you either! But i will still sleep with you if you ask nicely
i like you lilly. i like you very much. i like you so much ... well, i'll send you a private message on that one ...
hmmm .. but anyway, you are like me, a little high strung, a little weird ... the occasional lose cannon (or so i'm told, but i have no evidence, none at all, to that effect, none, zero, zilch!! plus i don't drink any more ... so all my critics be damned !!)
is that the burger place in soho, on the south-east corner of lafayette and prince? can't remember the name. but there is a signed poster of john waters on the wall in the dining area.
steak fries ... yum. but the ones in the picture look a little underdone to my taste. i like them on the crunchy side.
The picture doesnt do them justice. I will take another with my Nikon camera I love to take a photograph so mama don't take my Kodachrome away.
Anita. Wrong. Is the name of that place Paul's? ...good burger.
Hmm. Yeah, I can be high strung. I can be a real freakin drag sometimes. And weird possibly.But I reserve my right to be and don't take kindly to people with these expectations that I should accommodate their preferences about what a lefty should be, a woman should be, or anything else. Maybe if we on the left worried less about pandering and more about the truth we'd get someplace. What irks me more than anything is the pervasive sense of entitlement. "Ban Rhino or I just might stop coming!!" What the hell are these people smoking? "I don't like that you called Rove retarded. I have a retarded cousin." blah blah blah Get over yourselves. There are millions of blogs to choose from. Have at them.
And yeah Donkey I write American Pundit at TBR. Dude posts it. I do Friday and Sunday. Everyone has their own opinion over there, and I just don't think its fair to rip on the site when those guys are pretty open and free-wheeling.
Hey Donkey why do we keep quoting Paul Simon lately? Can you psychoanalyze this?
Hop on a bus Gus
Don't need to discuss much
When did I rip TBR? It reminds me of Pabst Blue Ribbon. And I loves me mine PBR.
Anita, are you thinking of Jerry's? i love that place, but they don't have the steak fries.
lily, i didn't even know they had a anti rhino link until donkey told me about it this morning. I'm sure they don't mean it though, they love me over there. Chicks dig me!
yeah !! jerry's, that's it. and no, they don't have steak fries. i currently get my steak fries at a pub-like place near my office ... the name escapes me once again ... 38th street, south corner, off 5th (not on the corner) ... ahhh, Blaggards !! that's it.
does pussilient imply panderific?
donkey and i used to work right near there. I know blaggards, and i think donkey is banned from there for life! Anyway the fries at jerry are great. in fact i've never had anything there that wasn't good.
I think one of us spit on the floor in Blaggards and they were going to kick us out but we were so drunk that they just decided to wait us out...good food there. Bad spitting policy.
I had lunch (beers) there yesterday watching the Mets day game. Only two places Ive been banned are out of business, McQ's in Buffalo and Jimmie Walker's on E 55th. Coincidence?
Burgers make me so upset. Meat is murder.
hey, blaggards could be a good venue for the "aurora party" ... (that way, i only have to walk around the corner from 37th street - assuming it's a weekday thing of course). BUT if there is spitting involved, count me out. i'm very sensitive to (and often repulsed by) the male spitting phenomenon. my grandfather, who died in 1975 at 98 (or 99, or 101, depending whose story you believe), had a spittoon, it was thoroughly DISGUSTING. but what could you do ... he was from 'the old country' ... ewww. shiver me timbers. although, i bet that spittoon is worth a lot of money now ... hmmm.
and emascuman. i don't eat meat either (except the occasional slice of crispy bacon ... yum). but for me, it's not ideological per se. it's just that my weak stomach rejects "steak" ... not a pretty sight.
;)
"It is not the Parker Meridian. Better."
not sure if this is "better" but: one of the restaurants in grand central? perhaps michael jordan's?
Oh that Blaggards. Yeah. Well I wouldnt exactly call it a ban, more like a suspension. Funny how fickle some barkeeps can be when you grab a guy by his throat. Whole damn city turning soft on me.
Good thing I as well work near the Blaggards Triangle of New York. Did you know they have one on 39th and 37th as well, both of which I might add, my business is very much appreciated.
What a great site, how do you build such a cool site, its excellent.
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