I have to admit...Im usually too self absorbed to follow other links or blogs or what have you got. However it doesnt come as a shock to me that we are hated. We have friends that badmouth us every chance they get all over the place...thats gonna stop. I will track you down and if I catch your pottymouthery against us without debate...YOU ARE GONE. The Aurora is the most open blog I know, and if you have beef chief Im knocking out teeth Keith. Its funny, but me and the Rhino have always had a hands on approach and accepted all discussions or debates and we've never deviated from that and it keeps getting us into trouble. HOWEVER....
We suffer no fools
we give no quarter
...and thats the way The Aurora will stay
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My apologies to ALL for the behavior of Kelso. I had no idea this would happen.
Crying a river, Anita...
Didn't realize this was a tea-party. All of Kelso's postings stay up, as well. My pottymouthery was up on the blog for all to read.
If you feel the need to kick the crap out of me because Anita was a baby and took offense, go for it. No need to track me down. 154 W. 18th, Apt 3C.
The dozens is one thing. Physical threats are a whole other. I could use some new teeth anyway. And if you are that crazed up that you'd risk a mayhem charge -- or a visit from some Russkis -- because of a blog, you're nuts, not me.
It's not worth it. Let's be friends. Let's go Mets.
You have no idea what are you talking about or who you are talking to. Once again, please just go away.
Gone
Whoa...I thought he was being cool & giving you guys a shout. I didn't realize that there was such verbal chicanery going on...oh well another one bites the dust.
Relax everybody. One of the Aurora's other traditions is drunken donkey posts and comments. Its just a blog after all.
Back, Auroras.
Got "Mommy's" ground rules now. NO SWEAR WORDS. NO SEX. BTW, based upon comments on my site, it's all good. Dudes weren't really threatening the ol' Kelso physically, right? Didn't think so. Would have been a losing proposition all around. Too many of us hurt, in jail, etc...and we have a whole baseball season to look forward to! You guys are great and much as I respect her, I don't see a lot of Helen Of Troy in Anita. No reason to go to war over her. It would be the equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb. I'll take my loss of Anita's friendship the way I did the loss of Kazmir. With a tear and a double Jameson's.
Back to our favorite topic, The Metropolitan Baseball Club of New York. My feeling is that Bannister's OK, and that Pedro-Glavine-Trachsel-Bannister-Zambrano may be enough for a shot at the division and the WC. The hitting is certainly there. The bullpen outside of Wagner and Bradford is a mess, however, and you guys know how I think about Willie Randolph's lack of mangerial acumen. He may well bunt the Mets into 4th behind PHI-ATL-FLA. Like Delgado, but they sure didn't steal him from Florida. Two years on Petit will be an ace and Jacobs will just be doing his thing at 1B, with good power and patience and league-average fielding.
Cliff Floyd is going to give us ulcers with his injuries and that bullpen will bring us to tears, Pelfrey's a giant ? and Milledge is far from ready. Still, I can give ATL 87 wins, PHI & NYM 86. Ya gotta believe. Give Kelso a reason to do MORE than believe, because I'm still at the stage that if they make 86 wins but don't make the playoffs, I'll still be kind of contented.
--David Arthur Kingman
Gadfly, the shout-out stands and no offense taken (and I hope no given by me to any of you...we all have blue-and-orange blood)...that Anita thought Aurora was tea-and-krumpters with an old maid aunt is her problem, not mine. What I said on my blog stands. You guys rule.
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It all the rage...What? Shameless plugs are what I'm all about! We're just starting this thing out. We need readership for crying out loud!
You know, Kelso, all your wealth don't buy you health, nor does it appear to have bought you one single ounce of class.
pots n' kettles, dahlin'
not quite.
Anita, let's iron this out privately
"You guys are great ... I don't see a lot of Helen Of Troy in Anita. No reason to go to war over her. It would be the equivalent of two bald men fighting over a comb. I'll take my loss of Anita's friendship the way I did the loss of Kazmir. With a tear and a double Jameson's."
I DON'T THINK SO.
One last thing Kelso, and excuse me if I am repeating myself, but it's worth repeating: You are thoroughly lacking in class, and you have no self-respect.
Despite my name, I hate arguments. It's Easter/Passover...let it go. Perhaps like with many disagreements you can both chalk this one up to differences that will never change but that's no reason to fight. Sticks and stones ya' know? Part of me agrees with Ben though...I'm all for a good "beef" like Biggy & Pac but the theme of this weekend should be peaceful. So as Archie Bunker was so famous for saying, "stifle".
you know i leave for a couple of days and we got a spat going on without me? are we gonna rumble?
I tell you what, i'll rumble with anita. Naked wrestling style.
Yes, that needed to be said...
It's all over now. Anita took a nap and now her headache is gone and her mind is clear. I probably hate arguments as much as (or more than) you do Gadfly. What is it the hippies say? Make love not war? Right. Anyway, no rumbles for the time being, sorry Rhinoculous.
Happy Easter Aurora Bunnies.
Gee, Kelso, just "comb the hair" by editing out f's and sh's etc. That way you always have a reason to write more; the blog's always a little too clean, as Soul Asylum might say.
McTrix:
Your blog is so f***ing dynamite, it's hard to aruge, but here in Jewland we don't quibble over all that crap. We write what we feel. And if Anglo Saxon oaths are part of it, so be it. The blogosphere is a free-speech zone.
For now, though we'll stick to Russki, Jewish and Spanish epithets and we KNOW which pinche pendeja hija de la chingada, GOYA, ha causado este PIZDIETZ que no deberia ocurrido entre companeros buenos. Me entienden?
PIZDIETZ
Pi Zr Di E Te Si
Sure, its "Inescapable desire for multiple clotting commments from a suburbanite."
Spot fucking on againg, McTrixie! Is there anything you DON'T know about?
Anita:
A word to the wise from someone smarter than Kelso -- "anything worth crying can be smiled."
Peace,
Kelso
Nah. Just look into some complicated foreign word and serve the food. Nothin' to it.
Ok, Anita, if that's the way it has to be, that's the way it has to be.
I've got legal problems, tax problems, sick parents, and a very close friend who found out he was HIV+ on Friday.
No class? It must have been that other Kelso who spent 7 hours with him, hugging him, crying with him, scoring shit for him, PROMISING him he'd have a non-germophobic boyfriend next time and that Kelso would move heaven and earth to make that happen. That other Kelso that got Kelso, Sr., on the horn to the CDC the next day.
And Kelso's laying a dollar-to-a-peso that the Auroras are just going to jump in and call Kelso a "faggot." Fine, K will wear that as a badge of honor.
And, yeah, if having sex with the guy would have been possible to take away a tiny bit of the poor fellow's dread, Kelso would have shown up as Sergeant Nick Penis and done the damned job.
Kelso saw things in sharp relief Friday Night.
Kelso's role in this absurd little blog drama is now officially over. That's right, put it all on Kelso. He's the a*****e who spoiled it. If that makes things easier, mazel tov. Not particulary fond of censorship but as one of our great leaders, Henry Hyde, once said during the impeachment of President Clinton: "we are a nation of laws, not men." And Kelso will forever respect the LAWS of the Aurora blog. And never embarrass you again.
Oh wait. I just did. Hey Auroras, Anita has a former friend who has a friend who's HIV+ and that friend of Anita's was not afraid to physically comfort the man! Time to boot Anita. And file a full report with Michael Chertoff.
Please accept Kelso's apology on Anita's behalf and if you can find it in your ever benficent hearts to not report Kelso to the thought police, he would be ever so grateful.
We're not back to beef-chief-teeth-Keith, r we?
Ahh, Auroras, fuhggedaboudit. You knew, didn't you, that Rusty, Keith Hernandez and Dykstra screwed guys all the time when the mood caught them.
And none were shy about being "bottoms" either.
Perhaps personal details might be better suited for private correspondance. Just saying. Carry on.
Point well taken, donk. Again, you are a diplomat, par exellence.
Just felt it important to note -- with some bite to be sure -- that "class" and "self-respect" are very nebulous terms.
There are words and there are deeds.
Intend to carry on (one of my favorite expressions!) in the Aurora plan.
Let's go Mets.
Chief. That is a good word.
For instance, the Joint Chiefs of Staff, which leads to 1980s Boston slang about getting "chiefed", or high. Chee-fed.
And then there's Seoul. The 5000 year old City of Seoul changed its name in 2003, its Chinese characters. The Chinese government had some serious misgivings the first few weeks of this, but then I was reading the Chinese gov't news website, which is really big, and they are using the new word no problem.
Of course, the new name is something like "Chief Squall".
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