Swimming lessons: it's all part of the "common good" or "public good" equation. Like universal healthcare. And the minimum wage. And a BMW in everyone's driveway / garage / parking space.
You're Sicilian, huh? Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian. Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers. Coccotti: Come again? Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers. Coccotti: Yes... Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... [Coccotti busts out laughing] Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written. Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy. Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh. [Starts laughing, too] Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Warlike, I hate to have to say this but scientists found the oldest human bones in Africa. They couldn't determine what skin color the people were...they could have been beige, brown, or purlple for all we know...more than likely, they were covered in hair so what diferrence does it make to anyone. Is it a source of pride that the neanderthals originated in Africa? I've never understood that. Plus in the Bible it says beget but it says nothing about spawning...I would like to thank our ancestors (yours and mine) Adam and Eve or whomever for begetting on.
I leave you with this quote from Boyz in the Hood "I ain't from Africa. You from Africa, you African booty scratcher. I'm from Crenshaw mafia."
Gadfly you dont have a clue. They have taken the DNA of every race and determined the the only race that includes EVERYBODYs DNA is black,which genetically proves that all races are spawned from deez nuts!!!
That explains my unusually large john thomas but how do you explain Patrick Ewing? And they say there's no missing link. Balderdash! Hogwash! Insert generic English expression of apprehension here:
Is it Milhous Van Houten? Is it Joe DiMaggio's rv livin' son? Is it Sofia? Is it my friend Marco from Taiwan? Is it a portuguese like Nelly Furtado? Its not Vinnie Paz from the PVD. Maybe whatsisname, Big Black, Steve Albini.
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Swimming lessons: it's all part of the "common good" or "public good" equation. Like universal healthcare. And the minimum wage. And a BMW in everyone's driveway / garage / parking space.
Yeah Ben well did Archimedes tell you that "other humans" are spawned from "Blacks" seed?
Seed? I didnt know there were any black farmers.
...didnt Archie Medes used to play on the Brooklyn Dodgers?
You're Sicilian, huh?
Coccotti: Yeah, Sicilian.
Clifford Worley: Ya know, I read a lot. Especially about things... about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact I don't know whether you know or not. Sicilians were spawned by niggers.
Coccotti: Come again?
Clifford Worley: It's a fact. Yeah. You see, uh, Sicilians have, uh, black blood pumpin' through their hearts. Hey, no, if eh, if eh, if you don't believe me, uh, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, uh, you see, uh, the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are niggers.
Coccotti: Yes...
Clifford Worley: So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin' with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That's why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this...
[Coccotti busts out laughing]
Clifford Worley: No, I'm, no, I'm quoting... history. It's written. It's a fact, it's written.
Coccotti: [Laughing] I love this guy.
Clifford Worley: Your ancestors are niggers. Uh-huh.
[Starts laughing, too]
Clifford Worley: Hey. Yeah. And, and your great-great-great-great grandmother fucked a nigger, ho, ho, yeah, and she had a half-nigger kid... now, if that's a fact, tell me, am I lying? 'Cause you, you're part eggplant.
Warlike, I hate to have to say this but scientists found the oldest human bones in Africa. They couldn't determine what skin color the people were...they could have been beige, brown, or purlple for all we know...more than likely, they were covered in hair so what diferrence does it make to anyone. Is it a source of pride that the neanderthals originated in Africa? I've never understood that. Plus in the Bible it says beget but it says nothing about spawning...I would like to thank our ancestors (yours and mine) Adam and Eve or whomever for begetting on.
I leave you with this quote from Boyz in the Hood
"I ain't from Africa. You from Africa, you African booty scratcher. I'm from Crenshaw mafia."
True Romance. Best Quentin movie ever...
"Pick up some beers (cough) and some cleaning supplies"
Cleaning products...my bad.
Gadfly you dont have a clue. They have taken the DNA of every race and determined the the only race that includes EVERYBODYs DNA is black,which genetically proves that all races are spawned from deez nuts!!!
That explains my unusually large john thomas but how do you explain Patrick Ewing? And they say there's no missing link. Balderdash! Hogwash! Insert generic English expression of apprehension here:
Well that explains my laziness.
God forbid right!!! The truth is never easy to swallow when its not what you want to hear.
It also explains why we will be forced to speak Mandarin in the near future
As long as they hold the MSG and I'm not talking about the famous arena.
Sicilians. Ya gotta pick your guy.
Is it Milhous Van Houten? Is it Joe DiMaggio's rv livin' son? Is it Sofia? Is it my friend Marco from Taiwan? Is it a portuguese like Nelly Furtado? Its not Vinnie Paz from the PVD. Maybe whatsisname, Big Black, Steve Albini.
DeLeo or DeLeo from Stone Temple Pilots?
Ya gotta pick one. Cos that's enough.
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