Im sorry to do this, what will be the equivalent of a mass reply forward email of some lame joke/conspiracy theory/chain letter/sob story, but I gotta admit that this one made me laugh. Now when I say laugh, being the cold hearted grinch like conservative nazi fascist seal clubber that I am, I mean more of a ha ha chuckle a la Nelson Muntz as oppossed to a strong Santa-like belly laugh. This is what I do...I spread good cheer to the world.
1. Teaching Math In 1960
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit?
2. Teaching Math In 1970
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?
3. Teaching Math In 1980
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit?
4. Teaching Math In 1990
A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.
5. Teaching Math In 2000
A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers.)
6. Teaching Math In 2010
Un lenador que se dedica a oprimir a los pobres trabajadores y destruir el medio ambiente destroza un bosque y los hogares de miles de ardillas y pajaritos para vender la madera por $100. Dado que no le paga a los pobres immigrantes que cortaron la madera, que tipo de justicia social se merece?
6 comments:
made me laugh
La locura!
Hey vamos a jugar futbol ahi en el Griffith Park
La Pico and Vermont
Alla en la en Pico
Que ??? es ese?
A donde vayas
Que' onda guero?
A donde vayas
Que' onda guero?
Banda macho chorus
And a busstop singer
Mango ladies, vendedores
Guatemalan soccer ball instant replays
Rampart boys with loaded rifles
Que' onda guero?
Guero, where are you going?
Que' onda guero?
Guero, where are you going?
??? in the midnight sun
Run better run, da doo run run
Andale, Joto, your popsicle is melting
Daily burracho says 'ique putas!'
Walking to the church with the Spanish candles
Abuelitas with plastic bags
Chingling rancheros on cheap guitars
Mondo broncos roll with crowbars
Que' onda guero?
Vatos vergallos
Til the rooster crows
Mas cerveza
Never wake 'em up
With a Burger King crown
Sleeping in the sidewalk
TJ cowboys hang around
Hey wait, que onda?
Put the dollar-dollar-dollar in the can
People gather around
In the middle of the street
Like a mariachi band
With a horn that's honking
In the vegetable van
See the vegetable man
Que' onda Jose?
Que' onda Jose?
Yeah now I'm going to LACC
I'm taking a ceramics class
See the vegetable man
James Joyce
Michael Bolton
Que' onda guero, where are you going?
Que' onda guero, where are you going?
Hey what's up guero?
"You doing pushups?"
No te veo guero!
El guero!
Que Pasa
Otra vero guero
I dunno I saw a puppet at Tang's
with a mullet and a popsicle.
Hey Guero
Que locura!
Chico
Hey Guero
Yeah Bro?
Hehehe, footlong?
Let's go to Cap'n Cork.
They have the new Yanni cassette
Nice post Primo!!
lol, great post!
"If a train left New York at 300 miles per hour, and accelerated speed 15 miles per hour, and traveled a distance of 683 miles, tell me sir: what time would that train reach Chicago?!"
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