We here at The Aurora are what you could call people persons. We like to help our fellow brothers and sisters become the best that they can be, since we do more by 7 AM than most do all day. Essentially we are America's parents, and we are here to help jackasses become upstanding citizens. The first part of our continuing ed. series of our "How Not To Piss Me Off" was teaching the class ... Walking For Dummies 101.
and now for Part II...
One of the Donkey's annual traditions to bring in the spring is to take the bike out to Coney and toast the warm weather with a few chilly art carne cheese dogs. Although Ive already made this trip three or four times, I consider this past weekends Nathan run the first official of '06 as I didnt have to get all leather and layered up for the cold. Now before all our female readers get excited....yes in fact I do look good in leather. Anyways to my point. People need to learn how to drive but more importantly...
THEY NEED TO LEARN TO DRIVE WHEN A BIKE IS ON THE ROAD.
1. A bike needs two car lengths to stop. Were faster than you. So stop trying to be a hot shot cutting in front of the Kitana
2. If a bike is in a lane. Its for a reason. Its his lane. Stay out of it.
3. Be alert. When youre making a turn and you think its safe because the SUV just passed. Its not. Look for a bike on the right.
4. Blind spot. Called that for a reason. Turn your head and look.
5. Dont be a jackass. Share the road.
This post is sponsored by the two jackasses colliding in the Battery tunnel shedding car parts without regards for me, my passenger or any other vehichles on the road and then driving off. Share the road or Ill kill ya.
On a side note: I reported this accident to the PA, and was told there was no way they could anything about it although I gave them a bang up description of both vehichles and the exact time and lane they went thru the EZ pass lane. That makes sense. Two knuckleheads cause a ruckus and back up the BBT and theres nothing they can do yet I get pictures of my ass all summer saying I didnt pay a seventy cents toll. Keep up the good work!
115 comments:
You have good reason to lecture the populace, Donkey. People are obnoxious to bikers.
lily, do you ride?
As a fellow rider, and occasional Donkey riding partner who has been riding motorcycles for over 20 years, i can say with complete authority that most accidents on bikes are caused by idiot 4 wheelers.
I have unfortunately been to more than one funeral for friends who were killed by knuckleheads who weren't paying attention.
One time while riding with some friends a woman pulled out of a parking lot and almost hit a friend. the friend (obviously upset) pulled up next to her at a light to ask her what she was thinking ..... she gave him the finger and rant the light.
The lesson? i don't know but that shit was funny after the fact.
I dont. Im too old for rockets. It was a dig at Rhino who recently and reluctantly sold his to move up to a bigger ride.
I will comply with the bikers when idiots on rice burners cease to weave in and out of traffic while everyone else is sitting still. I have seen accidents as well...one involving a motorcycle. The bike and fellow bikes flew by me and my wife on route 1 & 9 going approximately 100 mph. The road has a posted speed limit of 35 at this section. I turned to my wife and said, "one of them will die driving that fast". It was late and as we approached our exit we looked to the shoulder and saw all of the bikers running towards a bike that had flipped over a guard rail. My advice to them (via prayer & a call to 911) is slow down, you move to fast, you've got to make the music last.
Fly...Thanks for bringing your gay perspective to the topic. Its not all about you. Im not a traffic weaver but you have to understand in cold, hot, and wet weather...we dont have the same shelter as you in the cages...so its not to our advantage to sit in traffic when we dont have to. Dont be that guy that blocks our path just because youre po'ed that youre stuck in traffic.
Fly are you crazy? Of course there's people who ride motorcycles like dumbasses, just like people who drive cars like that, but the majority of accidents are caused by dicks like you who are bitter because you have to sit in traffic while i zip by you so you inch out into the lane, or something stupid like that. Don't be bitter because you have to wait and i don't. And yes, as the donkey said, i had a katana. In fact i rode sport bikes for my whole life until last year. What donkey doesn't tell you is that when i taught him how to ride it was on a katana the day AFTER he bought a cruiser, and the day BEFORE he picked it up... IN THE RAIN, in brooklyn. Remember that donkey? Then we went for wings at Teddys
good times good times
The circle is now complete. When I met you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master.
Teddy's...best wings in the city and hottest Polish waitresses in Brooklyn. Remember that chick that was Sharon Stone'ing us?
Yes donkey you do ride more than me now, but this summer i'm looking to put some serious miles on the road. In fact i'm still planning that trip down to maryland. If you want to ride let me know.
Only if we stop by Gettysburg so I can piss on the graves of the northern aggressors.
If you gonna ride a "crotch rocket" in NY, then be prepared for anything. I drive a tank everyday and come within an inch of an accident 3 times a day.
well, you can't drive because you're originally from england. And anyone who's ever been to london knows that it's scary to even cross the street with those crazy bastards behind the wheel!
No Rhino I do not ride myself, only as a passenger (younger days)or a mountain bike! As a kid my brother and his friends had dirt bikes- I used to go to my cousins in Suffolk and ride in the then-undeveloped trails. You know how it used to be out there. They got older and got bigger bikes,some of my cousins still ride. My whipped brother is not allowed to have one because his wife cries about the danger. She even freaks when we jet-ski. Typical Nassau bitch.
Of course some take risks, I mean, think of the personalities in the first place. Riding a bike requires a certain degree of recklessness anyway. But people don't have to spite bikers.
Maybe their wives won't let them have one and they feel emasculated.
I love Engalnd..another thing to relish about Warlike...
i enjoy london, but i'm sure you agree that they drive like crackheads there!
London is fine...it's just all the English people that ruin it.
Don't hate because you renters have to ride trains during the winter. Yeah, I own a house and a car. I don't have to schlepp during the winter. Bite me and stay out of my way on the road (for the two or three months that you are). You renters need to follow the same traffic regulations everyone else does. That's not in question, it's a fact. Follow the law or I'll splatter you over whatever intersection I see fit.
2. If a bike is in a lane. Its for a reason. Its his lane. Stay out of it.
If a car is in a lane stay out of it or suffer the consequences. And don't cry when you weave in and out and bounce off a car that didn't see you coming because you were two lanes over a couple of seconds previous...it's not their fault that you had to get to your gay sushi biker bar. I hate yuppie renters...stay out of NJ. Go upstate with that shit.
"bloody hell Rhino; you're a real tosser!!"
how many times have you been to england again?
That was a typical attack-mode response from the confused mexican. What happened to "how are ya, I missed ya, where you been?"
Fly...you own a house and a car?...is your name Elmer J Fudd, and where's your yacht...do you really think you of all people should be giving advice about driving regulations? Its assholes like you on the road that cause accidents. Trust me...if I see you driving while Im riding I WILL stay out of your way, and I would advise all others to do the same.
Yo WL...
Hows your hole....famiglia
"LA FAMIGLIA!!!"
That's right...stay out of my way, and I'm working on the yacht (i.e. row boat). For the record, I have nothing against motorcycles. In fact I think they're cool but that doesn't mean I like people who drive them in and out of lanes. If I have to follow traffice regulations so do you & when you don't...I don't feel bad when you get splattered all over the road. I have been in a couple of accidents when I didn't follow the rules of driving but I have never once hit another car or motorcycle or hurt anyone for that matter (except myself). It's trees I have problems with...oh, and yuppy renters on rice burners. Lets Go Mets!
Warlike hey how are you? Where have you been? Hows it going?
did i hurt your feelings little girl?
I didn't mean to come off like a bigshot jetsetter, i've been to london a grand total of 3 times, and once was only 1 day on my way to somewhere else.
Fly, again it's idiots like you who cause the majority of accidents.
" Rhino-itall said...
well, you can't drive because you're originally from england. And anyone who's ever been to london knows that it's scary to even cross the street with those crazy bastards behind the wheel! "
Here drivers worry about intersections because it's hard to get through one without hitting Mexican pedestrians...
What a pussy! You're like the sister in ferris bueler who gets pissed off because her brother gets away with shit and she doesn't! what was her name? that's gonna be my new name for you! i hope it was bitch, because that's what you are!
Rhino--Riverview Friday after work-bring your sombrero and I shall provide the patrone!!
You saying youve been in a couple accidents is like me saying I drank a couple beers at Shea last night. I may have to ban you from driving talk like I ban Rhino from baseball talk.
Once again Rhi-notatall, I have never once been in an accident with a motorcycle or any other vehicle. The most common way that people lose limbs is on motorcycles. The most common accidents suffered by motorcycles are from speeding...with no other vehicles involved. Spend some time at Kessler Institute for Rehabilitation you half witted Mexican't and you would know this...
Ive never been to the Kessler Institute for Rehabilitation but I did stay at a Holiday Inn.
I have been in two accidents total you dumbass. (emphasis on ass). And the only driving citations I have ever received were during those two accidents. I have never gotten a speeding ticket or any other traffic ticket except parking tickets. Don't tell me my life history ding dong and I won't assume to know yours...You should stick to baseball and Rhino should stick to arts and crafts (i.e. copying and pasting).
Look it up Donkey, that is the most common way that people lose limbs.
You should stick to public transportation. Im not trying to tell your life story, but if you want to portray yourself as Mr Public Safety and act like youve been in a just a "couple" of minor fender benders...Im gonna call your bullshit.
Approximately three-fourths of these motorcycle accidents involved collision with another vehicle, which was most usually a passenger automobile.
In the multiple vehicle accidents, the driver of the other vehicle violated the motorcycle right-of-way and caused the accident in two-thirds of those accidents.
The failure of motorists to detect and recognize motorcycles in traffic is the predominating cause of motorcycle accidents. The driver of the other vehicle involved in collision with the motorcycle did not see the motorcycle before the collision, or did not see the motorcycle until too late to avoid the collision.
Intersections are the most likely place for the motorcycle accident, with the other vehicle violating the motorcycle right-of-way, and often violating traffic controls.
Motorcycle Accident Cause Factors and Identification of Countermeasures, Volume 1: Technical Report, Hurt, H.H., Ouellet, J.V. and Thom, D.R., Traffic Safety Center, University of Southern California, Los Angeles, California 90007, Contract No. DOT HS-5-01160, January 1981 (Final Report)
oh so you didn't hit anyone while you were driving like an asshole, and i guess you think that was by design? It's called an accident for a reason, and if you've had a bunch of them as donkey is implying, its because you're a idiot! And it's idiots LIKE you who cause accidents!
I don't go to rehab, i don't do any drugs, but i'm glad you got some help. Maybe now you'll get into less accidents
Rhino-Riverview or not?
I'm in, where's riverview?
Naw thats ok WL Im cool.
no white people donkey!
I never said they were minor...I just said there were two and I never hit another vehicle (or motorcycle) which I didn't...They were serious. I paid my fines (not you), I paid my medical expenses (not you) so come down off your high horse. I made amends on my own for that...All I said was that the drivers of motorcycles are seasonal (truth), they tend to weave in and out of traffic on highways (truth), and that they tend to lose limbs quite frequently (truth) and that speeding is usually involved (researching, but more than likely truth as I was told this by a doctor who works with amputees). Peope who drive cars are equally terrible but the point of your post was to point the metaphorical finger at motorists. I think all vehicles, two or three or four wheel are driven haphazardly. I just have never been passed by a car on my right in the service lane at night going 90 mph. Only a motorcycle would do this and probably only a motorcyclist would justify it.
I think I shouldn't talk about baseball or driving either. Or domestic violence, hot gambling Kelso, Kylie's ass specs, the Yankees, the Rangers, hookers, teamsters, hot dogs, baldness, privatization, vouchers, teachers, private beaches, dialysis, liberal media, Ann Coultergeist, Tom Clancy, Sassoon jeans, Mia Wallace, Rhino salsa, Pravda on the Hudson, fox news, immigration, Islam, Clinton, seal clubbing, gefilte grannies, private male gyms, Manziers (c), Hooters airline, hatters, Spitzer, Shirley, the Baldwins, Gingrich, bowling...
All lead to trouble of some sort. it seems safe to talk about Warlike though.
Riverview Restaurant 3 Consuelo Pl. Oakdale
Rhinot-atall said,
I don't go to rehab, i don't do any drugs, but i'm glad you got some help. Maybe now you'll get into less accidents
No you didn't go to rehab when you were thirteen either did you? You never had anything particularly bad happen to you. Which is why you are a one sided mongrel fuck wad. Do me a favor pool boy. Stick to your man gym and your pecs. You are about as bright as a rusty nail. Take your Michelle Malkin quotes, your superiority and your obvious gay tendencies to the bank. I'm sure they will all be worth a lot when you are dead and gone. I'm sure I will be the first to shed a tear when you are in a firery car crash...but until then be very careful. If I was around you right now, I'd hit you across the head with a led pipe. Be careful.
Im white? A heads up would have been nice. Does this mean I have to return my FUBU gear?
Oh shit, i've been there, it's a pretty cool place, but i'm going to be in the city on friday. What are you doing out here?
LOL@Elizabeth--Im the real Rhino with VERY thick skin.
Donk its in Long Island and i assumed you wouldnt be interested--you are always welcome where im at paddy!!
Hey fly, if you're looking for someone to feel sorry for you go to someone else.I don't feel sorry for you. I think you're a pussy, and i can't stand the fact that you bring that shit up when it's convenient for you and you expect to win arguments with it! like it's untouchable and i should just let you go on shit because you've had some tough times. You brought it up, not me. Bring your pipe man, cause i don't care if you get to park in the front row, i'll fuck you up anyway!
Thats just stupid Fly. Maybe you should take a breather, or move out of Amish town. Youve never been passed by a car doing 90 mph? Are you just lying to try and strengthen your argumnet or are you really that stupid?
The point of post is that on motorycyles we are more vulnerable, so do us a favor a keep an eye out. Is that too much to ask?
I paid my fines (not you), I paid my medical expenses (not you) You sound resentful that you were held accountable for your own stupid actions...were you expecting someone to bail you out? Seems that way.
Now if you want to twist it like an ass to make it some sort of 4 wheel vs 2 wheel battle..go ahead keep driving like an asshole and hopefully your next accident wont involve any other vehicles..
I mean pal Donk.
Rhino ive been there cpl of times--always had a good time. if weather is nice im gonna go. what are you doing in the city?
my boy is coming in from maryland, we're going to the car show on saturday. If the weather is shitty stay in the city.
Once again...
The point of my post is that on motorycyles we are more vulnerable, so do us a favor a keep an eye out. Is that too much to ask?
BTW motorcycles are allowed at Riverview
I said Friday Rhino........so......youre staying with your boy in the city on friday night? sounds.........a little broke backy to me.......anyway tell P I said whats up?
That's cool I know who your boy is Donkey...should've known. That's tight I'm a pussy because I brought up where I knew about motrcycle accidents from...I never said I shouldn't or wasn't held accountable. I just said to stop bringing up that I was in accidents because it had nothing to do with motorcycles. You were the one who kept bringing it up not me. I have mentioned my situation twice now but I guess I am the kind of a guy who has let his situation dictate his life. According to Rhino I am. And he knows me? I'm done here. I have never taken bead one because of my disability and I'm not going to let some half a queer get away with telling me that I have...You brought up why I was in Rehab you jerk off. I just said that you hadn't been there and seen amputees. I will fuck you up any day of the week you piker. I have been in more pain in one second of my life than you have been in your whole entire shallow existence. Bring it you pussy.
Come on Fly!!! Take it easy brother. Dont listen to these guys. They are just !@#$ing with ya!!
They might have touched a nerve but brush your shoulders off!!
yeah i'm staying in the city. You hanging at riverview with GL and the boys?
probably...again it depends on the weather
Oh you've been in pain? oh you've got a disability? boo fuckin hoo, but at least you never bring it up or anything. Pussy.
Im done with this conversation but would like to point out your initial comments regarding this were...
Bite me and stay out of my way on the road
Follow the law or I'll splatter you over whatever intersection I see fit
If a car is in a lane stay out of it or suffer the consequences.?
And don't cry when you weave in and out and bounce off a car that didn't see you coming because you were two lanes over a couple of seconds previous
Then and only then did I point out the hypocrisy and overall bad attitude you have regarding driving. Now go take two Pamprins and come back when your cycle is over.
http://www.dtmpower.net/forum/showthread.php?t=127061
• In 1998, 41% of all motorcycle drivers involved in fatal crashes were speeding.
92% of all motorcycle accidents involve untrained riders.
50% of all motorcycle fatalities involve alcohol.
Less than 10% of the motorcycle riders involved in these accidents had insurance of any kind to provide medical care or replace property.
You were right about the percentage involved with cars but wrong on the fact that it was simply the auto drivers fault -
• Riders getting into accidents showed significant collision avoidance problems, such as overbraking of the rear wheel and underbraking of the front.The ability to countersteer and swerve was essentially absent.
see site above for more...
Rhino I am not a pussy...if I was you'd leave this fight alone. You are more interested in sword fighting. I brought this up only one other time on here so I don't know what you are talking about. It is who I am...just like you are a uneducated wetback. The fact is I work, I am educated, I've never gotten any specific special treatment for anything having to do with my disability. I bet you get a handicap plate before I do. Don't talk about things on which you have no background...like vagina, intelligence, and baseball. You should just stick to arts and crafts like I told you before...
Gadfly- I hear you, I used to work with head trauma patients and many of them were motorcycle related but the fact is both sides should follow the rules, look out for others. People on bikes have nothing between their bodies and pavement though and few people die because a motorcycle hit them. Motorcyclists tend to either kill themselves or be killed. Their own stupidity, accident, or the fault of another, they are generally not the agressors.
At least thats how I took Donkey's point. Not to say people on either side can't be assholes. I didn't get that he was defending anything-just pointing out that the biker has a lot more to lose.
You can use your stats to fit your argument as can I.
BUT ONCE AGAIN MY POINT IS
If a car crashes into a tree the driver may live or die. If a bike does, theres a good chance were roadkill. So keep an eye out. Didnt think it was that much to ask or that it would be met with such resistance. Keep up the good work Fly, and dont start getting sensitive on me now....wait hold that, too late.
SO ONCE AGAIN. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR US TWO WHEELERS. WE'D APPRECIATE IT
I'm not getting sensitive Donkeypoo, I'm defending something I'm proud of...the same way you would if it was you (or at least that's what I thought of you). Instead I'm sensitive and a pussy. Can you say ignorance? You guys have about as much sense and class as a two dollar whore...but at least the whore is worth two dollars.
oohh all hail the fly, he's educated and he works, he owns a house AND a car, he pays his fines for the stupid shit he's done, and he doesn't have handi plates.
Lets give him a medal.
defending something you're proud of? Your house AND your car you mean?
Wow you told us. What exactly are you proud of? Your stllar driving record or your road rage attitude towards motorycyles where you find it funny to won-ton souply throw around vehicular threats? Yeah I gues Id be proud of that too.
What are you talking about Rhino? You are the dumbest fucking idiot I have ever had to listen to...I was responding to what you said dick face -
Rhinoclass-atall said
oh you've got a disability? boo fuckin hoo
Do you forget the ignorant shit you say as easy as I forgot why I even read this blog in the first place? Go on now say oh boo hoo, when I never once asked an ignorant fool such as yourself for anything in my life. I never once said feel sorry for me. I hope you do lose your leg and we'd see how brave you'd be...I've seen guys like you before. You'd lose your shit and be hands out for the rest of your life. Go ahead and be a tough guy. Karma is a bitch and so are you.
Donkey learn how to spell you studdering prick. You know what I meant.
Forget it...I'm done with you and the mexican't. I mentioned a rehab place where I saw amputees from accidents. You made it about me...and I'm a pussy for defending myself. You guys are being chumps because you can. Go ahead gang up...neither of you is man enough to take me in a debate one on one. I know that...it's a waste of time and energy because it always becomes about you being better than someone else. Good for you.
It's stuttering. So much for your vaunted Jesuit education, but lets not let something trivial like grammar get in the way of our discussion about your road rage and how you can get help for it.
Fly, exactly how did you want me to respond to you telling me how much pain you experienced etc?
You were trying to make me feel bad, you wanted SYMPATHY, well ok, poor fly, you have a disability, from now on when you make stupid statements, and idiotic points i'll pretend that you're really smart, and i'll just agree with you so that i don't hurt your feelings.
Yeah, cuz that's what it's about...Go back to Rhino and suckle at his tit. He stepped out first and made it personal and that's how it stays.
No what happened first was that I said, Go to Kessler which is an institution. Although I am great I am not an istitution. I should have said any hospital but you made it about me by saying first:
"What a pussy! You're like the sister in ferris bueler who gets pissed off because her brother gets away with shit and she doesn't! what was her name? that's gonna be my new name for you! i hope it was bitch, because that's what you are!"
Then
I don't go to rehab, i don't do any drugs, but i'm glad you got some help. Maybe now you'll get into less accidents
Still, I never said anything about myself being disabled or anything like it until you said, not me Rhino, you said
Hey fly, if you're looking for someone to feel sorry for you go to someone else.I don't feel sorry for you. I think you're a pussy, and i can't stand the fact that you bring that shit up when it's convenient for you and you expect to win arguments with it!
Still to that point I never said why I was there until then...you are the one who introduced it and made it personal. I just defended myself.
And for the record this is only the second post I have ever mentioned anything about myself in...the other time was in the begginning so I'm not sure how "I do this all the time" but you seem to think I do...probably because you are shallow. Go to your man gym. Work on your ego.
fly, the ferris bueller thing was in response to your
" if i have to follow the rules of the road so do you" pussyness
The drug rehab comment was in response to you saying you went to rehab. it was a joke, but you once again got all pussillient about it.
And finally, the looking for someone to feel sorry for you comment was in response to your
"No you didn't go to rehab when you were thirteen either did you? You never had anything particularly bad happen to you. Which is why you are a one sided mongrel fuck wad"
Which was obviously your pussillient attempt to garner sympathy. Did you think you could trick me or something? I mean i know i didn't get a jesuit education or anything, that don't mean i don't read good or nuthin.
You brought that shit up, you did it for sympathy. If you're in denial about that it's not my problem. If you want me to feel sorry for you, then say it, and i will, but don't act like that wasn't the goal with the rehab at 13 bullshit, and if nothing bad has ever happened to me in my life you should just be happy for me instead of being bitter about it just like the sister on ferris bueller. You're a hater, and i don't like haters.
i'm leaving in a couple of minutes for the man gym, so if you respond and i don't answer right away it's because i'm working on my pecs.
Actually Kessler wasnt mentioned until your seventh comment
AFTER
Bite me and stay out of my way on the road
Follow the law or I'll splatter you over whatever intersection I see fit
If a car is in a lane stay out of it or suffer the consequences.?
And don't cry when you weave in and out and bounce off a car that didn't see you coming because you were two lanes over a couple of seconds previous
but why let facts get itno the way. This whole affair could have been avoided if as a responsible adult you
a) took my post with a grain assult
b) agreed to adhere to safe driving and keep a heads up for motorcycles
Pretty simple actually.
I said it because I wasn't in drug rehab...not because I wanted anything from you. Do me a favor. Tell me if I have ever in my life asked you for anything. Tell me if you have even heard of me using anything about my personal situation to get any simple or serious advantage. I responded because I am defensive about it, that doesn't make me a pussy. When I was a kid and ignorant idiots like you tried the same shit. I'd beat their ass. Now, I'm all grown and I am supposed to sit back, turn the other cheak and listen to nonsense. Sorry Rhino, I don't think so. If you want to alleviate your own personal guilt, don't put it on me. I never said anything about myself being any way until you did. If you want to settle this you should apologize but don't expect me to...I see you for the scared little puffed out chest pussy that I used to smack around when I was a kid...and not that much has changed.
The word is pusillanimous
Donkey, don't be a jerk off...you know that's not why I got pissed off. The post was interesting and the banter was my attempt to comment...agree or disagree. But when you want to disparage me with your offhanded remarks fine. But don't ever imply that I've used anything about my history to gain an advantage of an kind. That's what your friend did and you want to give him a pass and put it on me. Good, like I said I never thought you would do anything different by me.
And since you brought up my road rage. I never noticed you to turn down a ride when it's been offered. But go ahead and spin that to your advantage too.
so how about those METS!!!!
Before you get your thong all twisted any further Fly...
maybe you should look back at the chronology of the comments and perhaps how your adversarial tone could offend two bikers whos lives are put at risk by asshole drivers such as yourself that are bitter and resentful that we can cut thru traffic and you cant.
You started the name calling you started the threats against bikers you started the bullshit you started the Kessler crap. Listen Im sure seeing amputees there had an effect on you but it doesnt make you an expert on the subject (just as me visiting the Grand Canyon doesnt make me a geologist)
If anything you should be a more understanding and aware driver as opposed to the bitter and vindictive prick driver that youve become. But its all our fault isnt it?
I never knew you were such an anti-bikeite.
and WL
...how the fuck bout em huh
LETS GO METS!
I never said that it was your fault. I also never brought up what Rhino says that I did...I could care less what the original topic was or is...I know who he is now and you too...Plus you ignored the fact that despite my road rage (which is apparently just mine, you don't have any), you seem to never turn down a ride. It mustn't be as bad as you are making it sound here or it is and you don't really care either way. So why are you bringing it up? Once again, attack me personally despite the fact that I never brought anything personally against you to the discussion. Sure you guys are bike riders. But are you the kind that weave in and out of lanes, passing in the emergency lane at 90 mph? If so then maybe you are the guys I was talking about but I didn't know you did that...I was talking in generalizations. Rhino made it personal and you have too...
And actually you started the name calling Donkey...with my gay perspective. Maybe you should re-read the shit you write too.
Fly...I think it might be a good idea if you go back and read all the comments before you respond again. It might clear things up a little bit and maybe even make you feel slightly foolish. No biggie. We've all be there.
I'm done with you guys ...You are never wrong of course but I never thought you would be so small minded to justify certain things. Good luck with that...
And for the record it was a gay perspective, not in the broke back way but in the...
I will comply with the bikers when idiots on rice burners cease to weave in and out of traffic while everyone else is sitting still.
spiteful and bitter kind of way
are you really still talking about this. Have any of you been outside and seen how nice it is. There are so many women scantily clad walking around manhattan and you guys are making debate donuts repeating the same shit.
Yeah but you were talking to me directly and i was talking about idiots not you directly. Maybe I need to reconsider that statement and say it to you directly though.
Ill be at the CRT in five minutes WL...you game?
ill bang one shot down--i gotta hop to BK
...and for the sake of stirring things up further in a shameful attempt to get to 100 comments...
Lily you are a commie
Warlike you are a limey
Kelso you are nuts
Rhino you are Mexican
Donkey you are handsome
Anita you are a pinko
Ben you are a folk singer
Should have done it like this:
Lily you are a commie
Warlike you are a limey
Kelso you are nuts
Rhino you are Mexican & that's the nicest thing anyone could say about you.
In fairness to Rhino, I will say what he would say about me:
Gadfly is a commie & a pussy
Donkey you look like a hand some
Anita you are a pinko
Ben you are a folk singer
How come every time you guys start slapping asses the rest of us have to get insulted? I didn't misbehave.
Fly, it seemed to heat up with the crap about being a New Jersey homeowner thumbing your nose at renters. That was personal. If I said I already have a big boat and put you down, it would be the same thing. But we hippies don't do that.You know better than to talk shit about consumerism, did Phish teach you nothing???
Warlike, go chase some scantily clad ass but come back to me when you're done. Donkey, have a shot and stop being an anal retentive donkey. You started with the gay perspective in the first place with your ranty soap box. You sound like a Democrat.
Rhino, get laid.
Anita, help Rhino.
Ben- Shut up and eat your Jesus.
Kelso- Tell your nuts to speak English.
103 comments and counting...I gave up on Phish when I found out that Mike Gordon was a petter-ass. As for being a consumer myself...there is only one rule in Fight Club.
PS - Go back to Long Island ya' renters!
Well, i just got back from the man gym, my pecs look great by the way.
I have read all the comments since i was gone, and i must say in my own defense, if you are defensive that's not my fault.
Once again, You brought up the rehab, i knew what you were talking about but didn't want to get into your particular situation so i made a joke.
I was unaware that you were going to be so pussillient about it, and in fact i thought it was funny.
However, in the interest of keeping the peace, and more importantly not getting my ass kicked by a fly, i apologize if i upset you, and you're pussy.
Oh and lily, you ARE a commie, and don't act like you don't still want me, i may not be able to take fly, but i will kick the shit out of warlike.
Well your hotness went up a notch since you are actually apologizing in your, um, own kind of way. I might want you a tiny bit right now. But thats only until Warlike gets back...
Once again in my defense...
It WAS a gay perspective
You're just jealous because fly has feelings. Brokebackish feelings, but feelings regardless.
Define this thing "feelings" that you speak of. Chaka no understand.
You're asking the wrong person, might I suggest Anita take this call?
And lastly a reference to Land of the Lost...am I the only person who got that? My feelings are in no way Brokebackish. I am fully gay and I don't try to hide that from anyone. That would be like hiding a T-rex behind a Sleestack...impossible.
Im GLAD to see that FLY is off his cycle.
Rhino--"say when"
Lily--"say when"
Donk--liquid lunch?
Warlike,
You complete me. You had me at liquid.
warlike, you aint no daisy, you aint no daisy at all......
WL
1? Catch some Mets while were at it
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