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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Congrats On Number Two Hundo
14 comments:
Anonymous
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Great night at Casa Shea-dro. New Mets same Shea. They sell eleven thou same day tix and they close half the food vendors, one man operated beer stands, and seat suds slingers are non-existant. Keep up the shitty work Aramark. They better open up the vending to competive multiple bidding at the new stadium or Ill fire bomb the frickin place myself.
Full agreement, donkey. Shea does have an advantage food-wide over Yankee Stadium, though, -- you don't have to miss 2 innings to get some food!
BTW, you are a diplomat in the best sense of the word. Everything noted.
El pitchando de Pedro es de putisima madre! 200 y sigue ganando...
Now, let a proud Dad brag. Yes'd, 6YO Kelso, Jr., in prep for BB clinic during Easter break whacked Kelso's very much non-Pedroesque stylings all around the playground, both right-handed and left -- including a comebacker that caught Kelso in the mouth and is still smarting. It bugs him to hit lefty but this is the age to teach it. He has small hands which allows him to get some very weird movement on his pitches and (having watched Pedro for years) knows how to change speeds, so from 30' he made Kelso look like an absolute spaz. Kelso, Sr., played one season for of sub-A ball for the (urgh) Yankees in Virgina before joining the Nsvy, so he's been a good coach for Jr.
The talent for "the beautiful game" unfortunately passed Kelso by. Private school HS varsity bench-warmer in a very poor league was as far as it got.
That was personal, one supposes, but not quite what you meant, right?
Back to the dozens, guys. But, before that, are we going to see Pelfrey this year? When does Minaya get smaat and trade Victor Zambrano to Houston who is desperate for starters for a guy like Patton (P) or Pence (OF). See if he has the chops to pull the Kazmir in reverse.
Keep quoting Jewish rappers. 3RD BASS is a good old-school source for that. And if you want to quote Jewish punkers, you could do worse than the CIRCLE JERKS.
You'll see Pogues and Shane solo references on my shit all the time. The beloved CRAIC.
As far as ill-ness goes, donkey, you are way, way ill-er than a random 12YO! I am looking forward to burning Galway down to a cinder with you fellers this August.
Calling The Jets "Gang Green" is like the Pats calling themselves "Public Enemy". Do you have any idea of what is going on in Boston? Jets/Mets fans might want to save a step here.
Let me tell you about Braintree where Chris Doherty is from. Its like he grew up in Morristown, and got a job in the city at the age of 14, and just decided to stay in the city all the time, as a result.
Its just a dislocation of common sense to here Dave and Jets management going on about Gang Green. Its such an advantage to the Patriots, that the only reason I am writing this is that it is just too disgusting to see this situation exist. I'm part New York sports fan, as well as New England and Boston sports fan.
Seriously. What would happen if the Pats came to Giants Stadium to "Bum rush the show"? To "Bum rush the sound I made a year ago?" What if the Pats' website had a huge logo of Public Enemy, with no mention of the rap group, and proclaimed themselves to be "Public Enemy Number One, One, One?"
Listen sexy Kelso- be careful who you give props to. Now Donkey is sharp as hell or I would not read his posts but he needs to step up and honor his "pussiliency" promises...
And if I said "sucks ass" I would get the naughty stool for potty mouthery.
The N Word is "that" in Chinese. At any rate, Kelso, I wouldn't worry about overworking the kid with the talent you've got. My dad had me running backwards and forwards in a course he mowed in the lawn. Social Services never showed up. Something to do with Julius Erving's dad.
As a 11 year hockey player in New England, 3rd grade to 12th grade and beyond, I woke up at 4 AM November to April every weekend to play, pre-global warming. What do I get? Its not like the cold can affect me, is what I get.
Too bad I'm from a basketball family and not a baseball family, Id have lots more to share.
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Great night at Casa Shea-dro. New Mets same Shea. They sell eleven thou same day tix and they close half the food vendors, one man operated beer stands, and seat suds slingers are non-existant. Keep up the shitty work Aramark. They better open up the vending to competive multiple bidding at the new stadium or Ill fire bomb the frickin place myself.
Full agreement, donkey. Shea does have an advantage food-wide over Yankee Stadium, though, -- you don't have to miss 2 innings to get some food!
BTW, you are a diplomat in the best sense of the word. Everything noted.
El pitchando de Pedro es de putisima madre! 200 y sigue ganando...
Now, let a proud Dad brag. Yes'd, 6YO Kelso, Jr., in prep for BB clinic during Easter break whacked Kelso's very much non-Pedroesque stylings all around the playground, both right-handed and left -- including a comebacker that caught Kelso in the mouth and is still smarting. It bugs him to hit lefty but this is the age to teach it. He has small hands which allows him to get some very weird movement on his pitches and (having watched Pedro for years) knows how to change speeds, so from 30' he made Kelso look like an absolute spaz. Kelso, Sr., played one season for of sub-A ball for the (urgh) Yankees in Virgina before joining the Nsvy, so he's been a good coach for Jr.
The talent for "the beautiful game" unfortunately passed Kelso by. Private school HS varsity bench-warmer in a very poor league was as far as it got.
That was personal, one supposes, but not quite what you meant, right?
Back to the dozens, guys. But, before that, are we going to see Pelfrey this year? When does Minaya get smaat and trade Victor Zambrano to Houston who is desperate for starters for a guy like Patton (P) or Pence (OF). See if he has the chops to pull the Kazmir in reverse.
Keep quoting Jewish rappers. 3RD BASS is a good old-school source for that. And if you want to quote Jewish punkers, you could do worse than the CIRCLE JERKS.
You'll see Pogues and Shane solo references on my shit all the time. The beloved CRAIC.
As far as ill-ness goes, donkey, you are way, way ill-er than a random 12YO! I am looking forward to burning Galway down to a cinder with you fellers this August.
Let's go Mets.
Pedro has long fingers...that's all I've got.
the mets suck
Hi, Meff'an!
This might be important.
Calling The Jets "Gang Green" is like the Pats calling themselves "Public Enemy". Do you have any idea of what is going on in Boston? Jets/Mets fans might want to save a step here.
Let me tell you about Braintree where Chris Doherty is from. Its like he grew up in Morristown, and got a job in the city at the age of 14, and just decided to stay in the city all the time, as a result.
Its just a dislocation of common sense to here Dave and Jets management going on about Gang Green. Its such an advantage to the Patriots, that the only reason I am writing this is that it is just too disgusting to see this situation exist. I'm part New York sports fan, as well as New England and Boston sports fan.
Seriously. What would happen if the Pats came to Giants Stadium to "Bum rush the show"? To "Bum rush the sound I made a year ago?" What if the Pats' website had a huge logo of Public Enemy, with no mention of the rap group, and proclaimed themselves to be "Public Enemy Number One, One, One?"
Ya gotta believe this is a ridiclous problem.
DAMN YOU DONKEYHUE
DAMN YOU
Lou Dobbs just read a letter from New York with PUSSILANIMOUS. I KNOW you are behind this in your neverending quest to usurp the hippie will.
So much for the peace offering!!!!!
Zambrano sucks ass
Thats all I got to say on that
I probably lean to LILY's side on this one politicallyt, but as retort, donk, that was good.
Donkey is retorted? Who knew?
Listen sexy Kelso- be careful who you give props to. Now Donkey is sharp as hell or I would not read his posts but he needs to step up and honor his "pussiliency" promises...
And if I said "sucks ass" I would get the naughty stool for potty mouthery.
Its kind of like how blacks can use the N word but whitey cant. Same thing with donkeys saying ass.
Oh, I see.
"what you talking about Willis?"
the N word? negrodomous?
The N Word is "that" in Chinese. At any rate, Kelso, I wouldn't worry about overworking the kid with the talent you've got. My dad had me running backwards and forwards in a course he mowed in the lawn. Social Services never showed up. Something to do with Julius Erving's dad.
As a 11 year hockey player in New England, 3rd grade to 12th grade and beyond, I woke up at 4 AM November to April every weekend to play, pre-global warming. What do I get? Its not like the cold can affect me, is what I get.
Too bad I'm from a basketball family and not a baseball family, Id have lots more to share.
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