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Monday, April 10, 2006
Anita's Mascot of the Week
Once again, I'm so happy to be back blogging ... and particularly happy to be blogging here at The Aurora. I know that the blog has a tradition of "Mascot of the Week" ... so I've decided to jump right in an add my vote for this week's Mascot.
Not to worry Rhinoculous, Diversity is a Good Thing. And who knows, maybe you'll discover something about your feminine side ... women LOVE men who acknowledge their feminine side, by the way.
Hey, Anita back off Vanessa Paradis already laid claim to Jonny "Freedom Fries" Depp...Yeah, Jonny took on one of Lenny Kravitz's cast off's. The sad thing about Jonny Depp is that he is a really great actor but when he plays himself...yuck.
Don't be silly Anita, of course i was talking about you. And don't worry if you're not too high on yourself, i'm so high on myself i've got us both covered!
29 comments:
ouch, that stings! damn you eeoc!
Affirmative action coming back to bite the straight white man in the ass, but I did love his work in Chocolat.
I'm not sure...is that Jonny Depp or Bush (not G.W. but Mr.Stefani)?
I hate to say it but at least I was a pervert.
Yes, that's my man, Johnny Depp. I had his poster up in my bedroom when he was in 21 Jump Street. Now, see how far he's come!!!
Not to worry Rhinoculous, Diversity is a Good Thing. And who knows, maybe you'll discover something about your feminine side ... women LOVE men who acknowledge their feminine side, by the way.
Yeah theyre called lesbians.
We can agree to disagree on that one. Either way, at least they use apostrophes.
Chicks dig me because i rarely wear any underwear and when i do it's usually something unusual.
ya ya, I know the frank zappa excuse.
hearts and flowers rhino?
for you anita? anything, or nothing whichever you prefer.
Like I quoted Zappa before
The crux of the biscuit is the apostrophe
speaking of which on 6/12/06 Zappa Plays Zappa will be at Beacon Theater NYC
Dweezil, Ahmet, Vai, Brock, Bozzio and others
Well, it depends on the occasion of course.
No Moon Unit?
I'm off to the gym, gotta stay in shape for my new girl!
Eaaaasy Texan ... I'm just a Guest Blogger here. You don't want to face the risk me suing your leathery ass for, uh, something ... do you?
Oh, and not to forget, I'm Johnny Depp's girl.
Yup. He calls me all the time. When his wife is out. With the kids.
Yessiree.
My vote for MOTW:
http://coverthistory.blogspot.com/2006/03/supermodel-naomi-campbell-is-in-news.html
Gary, I think we ALREADY have a mascot of the week !! See Mr. Depp above.
Tickets are going fast.
Hey, Anita back off Vanessa Paradis already laid claim to Jonny "Freedom Fries" Depp...Yeah, Jonny took on one of Lenny Kravitz's cast off's. The sad thing about Jonny Depp is that he is a really great actor but when he plays himself...yuck.
Oh, hmmm. Well, ok.
But hey!! So what does Vanessa Paradis have that I don't have???? (don't answer that question, puleeze!!!).
Johnny's a bit on quirky side, yes. I agree. But isn't that the mark of true genius?
Anita, a little bit high on yourself huh? i don't remember saying who my new girl is.
What makes you think i wasn't talking about lily? or maybe gadfly?
nooo, sorry. my bad. one thing you'll find is that the last thing i am is high on myself.
plus i would never stand in the way of true love: be it with lily or gadfly.
true love is so very hard to find.
Don't be silly Anita, of course i was talking about you. And don't worry if you're not too high on yourself, i'm so high on myself i've got us both covered!
Anita, let me be the first to congratulate you.
Um. Thanks Lily. I think. You know, I try to look at the bright side. His hands are a little rough, but he gets the job done.
;)
Hell I can get the job done myself if thats the criteria.
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