Whats the big fuss about this kid. 41 hours in a Wal-Mart??? Big fricking whoop. When I was his age I used to routinely pull 72 hour binge fests in a Motel 6 with 2 crack whores an 8 ball 3 bottles of MadDog and a partridge in a pear tree...no Subway, no dvd's, no video games. Where was my call from Letterman.this parable was brought to you by a madman, the aurora does not condone the use of crack cocaine, crackwhores, and esp. motel 6. the aurora does however endorse md2020
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ripple? boy you sure ain't lost your class!
and if anyone can tell me the name of the movie that line is from, i will be very impressed!
Is it Vacation?
I think there is a line in Apocalypse now about Ripple as well but I don't remember it.
This kid looks beat down. Did anyone see him before they agreed to put him on TV? Where did he get his ludes while he was staying at the Wal-Mart? Pedro for President?
no, it's not vacation, and it's not apocolypse now, but those are both great movies!
Just because I know youre a wigger I will guess either Crush Grove or Disorderlies?
Caddy Shack...for some reason the quote has a very Chevy Chase vibe to it...and I'm not talking about the town in Maryland.
The Jerk? Now I'm just guessing...
Definately Citizen Kane. Wasnt Ripple the wagon?
not caddy shack, but the best quote from that movie is when judge smails is dedicating his boat!
It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.
and then he starts that stupid laugh!! holy shit i'm laughing right now by myself!
hint, it's from 1977, and since i'm a wigger, the main star is a black man!
Citizen Kanye?
Kentucky Fried Movie came out in 1977...but is it Looking for Mr.Goodbar?
Citizen Kanye!!!! Holy shithue.
You are so bad.
Ok, it's Which Way is Up with Richard Pryor.
Was that the movie with the orangutan?
~insert monkey joke here~
i'm staying away from that one, because i'm a wigger, but i had a few that popped in my head almost immediately.
There were two:
Anywhich Way But Loose
&
Anywhich Way You Can
I never saw this Pryor movie but I heard about it...every black comedic actor seems to play three or four roles in a movie. Pryor did it first.
A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey. The bartender said, "You can't bring that monkey in here!" The man said, "Don't worry, he won't cause any trouble."
Within seconds the monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!"
The man left but came back one week later with his monkey. He apologized to the bartender and promised no more trouble. The bartender let him and the monkey stay.
Later that night, the monkey walked over to a bowl of grapes, put one in his ass, and then ate it. The bartender said, "That's disgusting! Why did he do that!"
The man said, "Since he swallowed the cue ball, he sizes everything up before he eats it."
i am not mean either! you vagitarian bitch!
oops, maybe i am mean, but on the plus side, i'm also very obnoxious!
So I said Hey Dhali how bout a little something for the effort
A pat on the furry donkey head. Thanks.
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