Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Step Away From The Mic Harry

Is it just me or does anyone else find it hilarious that Sen Harry Reid held a press conference to demand that Cheney hold a press conference.

"I believe the vice president should hold a press conference to talk about the incident in Texas and the other things," ,said Reid

Whats he gonna say...that he shot a man with buckshot (blood clot) in the face. Well, we already know that Harry.

20 comments:

Mookie McFly said...

What are we paying these people to do? Why is it important to comment on something that happened privately and everyone knows was an accident. I'm sure he feels awful about it...but what purpose would it serve? Get back to work Herry, you lazy sack of $%^*! Stop fillibustering our tax dollars and your life away.

Rhino-itall said...

i just heard that harry reid had a minor stroke 3 days ago. Why weren't we briefed on this? what is he hiding?

Mookie McFly said...

Yes, he had a stroke and his brain is paralyzed. Jon Stewart is now controlling him from the Comedy Central studios.

Anonymous said...

Hey rhino! Stop stealing my commies! :)

Mookie McFly said...

Oh, Rhino is known for "borrowing" ideas! See Previous Posts (all of them!)...Just kidding Rhinot, I got nothin' but love for you baby.

Rhino-itall said...

she said commies not comments knucklehead. Lily don't worry about it, i think they hate me. I think you're diggin me though. chicks dig me.

Mookie McFly said...

Chicks dig the long ball...and Rhino, you don't even know what the lond ball is(i.e. sir, you are no Jack Kennedy)...see previous posts!

Footprint said...

I'd like to hold a press conference demanding that Nestle hold a press conference to explain EXACTLY why they renamed Quik to NesQuik.

Bastards!!

Mookie McFly said...

Hey Foot, I don't care as long as they don't discontinue Strawberry Quik/Nesquik or whatever they call it...

Anonymous said...

Dear Abby,

I am being pressured to delete Rhino's comments, but this goes against my belief that we should look at all sides and not censor people. I mean, I have relatives that say worse things. Many in my family are Republicans- although they have some problems with the Bush Administration. I can't sleep, for fretting. And the prom is coming up.
Any suggestions, Abby?

PS I think my mailman is cross dressing with my shipments from LL Bean.

Rhino-itall said...

Hey anon i don't know which comments you're referring to, but in my own defense, i'm very handsome.

Footprint said...

Gadfly,I completely agree. Although bringing back Fankenberry would be a step towards progress that the Republicans have yet to discover.

Rhino-itall said...

oh man i used to love that frankenberry stuff. They don't make that anymore??

Anonymous said...

That explains alot. Everyone knows Frankenberry is the choice of homos...you fruity bastards.

Anonymous said...

Frankenberry was a marketing failure because pink does not mix with nostalgic horror movie characters.

I am getting hate mail because of this strange animal collective- see how I stand by my liberal principles?

The torturers union... actually, that made me laugh.

Footprint said...

Rhino, I think they do, but according to Donkey,they only sell it in Province Town, RI, where he lives.

Rhino-itall said...

yeah province town RI..... that's good one. Ummmm i'm sorry foot, i know you're on my side on this one, but i don't get it. I'm with you, and if it's an insult to jackass i like it, but i'm not following.

Rhino-itall said...

hey lily, i mean brothel, i laughed too, that was a good one. It's about time donkey brought something to the table.

Footprint said...

Rhino, you don't get it...ummm...yea. Hi, Rhino. What's happening??
Thank you for playing.

Rhino-itall said...

I just figured i should join the army before i got drafted

Son there aint no draft no more

There was one?