Heres a little story bout Jack and Diane, or actually bout War and Donkeys and Rhinos and Flies...oh my. We started this little diddy as a way to argue amongst ourselves (and save on long distance charges) about everything and everything. We never expected the huge following that would ensue. We shunned the commercial aspects of "bloggomania" (as I rip my yellow and red tank top) and refused to be pigeon and camel toed by the mass media marketing campaign of making The Aurora into a lower common denominated version of Hannity and Combs (my lockes need brushes bitches). Spin is welcome and fairness not tolerated. We wont sell out, not because noone is buying, but because the allure of being tenaires is not that appealing to a man with nine dollars in his pocket. This is the props to hip hop to our peeps on the street. We want to thank and give BIG UPS to...
Jim: The original Auroran, Shitz may be dead but not forgotten. As Neil said better to burn out than fade away. He cracked us all up with his insight and stupidity.
Gadfly: So bothersome we had to make him a member, cuz we couldnt swat him. Hes got his thinking and defends it with wit, humor, and not a semblance of any intelligence. And hes a stupid. {cough} poet {cough}
Wifeand3Kids: Missing in Action, and stupid.
Gargy: Smurf hater and stupid.
Gary Buell: Conspirrattional and stupid.
Warlike: Limey Jamaican and stupid.
Jersey Devil: Drunk Potato(e) eatingIrish...can I use stupid again? Or too redundant?
Cra(c)(k) Head: Al Key wit Law Degree, yet ...stupid
Footprint: Oh my God! is he stupid
GD: A chick thats wicked smart and stupid. Im pretty sure she digs me..ALOT
Rhino: Co-founder, stupid yet in a funny way that appeals to all those fake white guys from Long Island with a last name that ends in Z.
Donk: stupid
If I forgot someone its for a reason. This has and will continue to be a fun forum of tomfoolery, but lest we forget....We are all stupendous...unless youre a pinko commie bastard of course.
...and dont forget our buddy Jesus
7 comments:
er...thanks. Stupid!!
Yo, refer to me as a mad retardedly stupid {hack} poet {hack}...and don't forget wicked smart. Peace in the Northeast, sucka phools.
we need to get a better name than the disco three....
I know, how about the fat boys???
but but but i ain't fat!
life is like a box of chocolates
I notice that I am the only one listed without a stupid nickname. I figure I have nothing to hide (except obviously my stupidity).What about "Zontar?" I use his picture. What do you think?
Zontar
zontar the stupid..... i like it.
Gadly,oh shizzle you from Jersey, dog?? Ai'ght. But you just a fool!!
Rhino, ok, ok, a better name for you would be Bee Gee Boy. You look smashing in that thong.
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