It seems the futility of the modern day democratic party has worn thin on Dick's nerves. Vanquishing all of his liberal enemies, Cheney has now resorted to hunting Republicans. Says Dick,
"Ever since those press photos of Kerry in his brand new LL Bean hunting outfit, I knew I needed a new challenge for my natural born killing instincts, and the dems just aint worthy enough for my Terminator like skills"
When pressed further by The Aurora's investigative reporting team Cheney cited recent polls suggesting that the mainstream media has a disdain for Republicans and the general public's distrust of lawyers, so as he said
"I figured CNN would cut me a little slack when the news hit that I shot not only a Republican, not a Republican Lawyer, but a Republican Lawyer from TEXAS"
The plan apparently backfired when the press learned that he wasnt actually hunting Dan Quayl(e), whose erroneous spelling mishaps of yesteryear have never been forgiven by the J School Elite.
On a side note I am very disappointed to learn the VP had a beer with his lunch, what kind of guy has just one beer? Man up Cheney!
Godspeed Harry Whittington, enjoy your soon to be announced Ambassadorship.
This timely post was brought to you by Halliburton and the letter...
EE-Aw!!
4 comments:
i heard mary matlin on Imus the other day, she says cheney's not really much of a drinker. she said she's never known him to have more than one or two. that's just weird.
He's a fag!!
Be careful, he might shoot you in the face...
this explains everything....
the poor bastard was doing us all a favor.
and here I thought he was an evil, crazy man.
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