Thursday, February 16, 2006

I Am Not A Troll

I am a troglodyte. Troll is so monosyllabic. Trolls are harmless. Think about it, any creature that can be beaten by a billy goat in a battle of wits, that frequents front lawns, or does p.r. work for an online travel agency cant be that threatening. The reason this comes up is that recently I have joined Rhino in his sport of choice, debating the scissorly challenged (I was getting tired of constantly beating up on him in our in house rows), and the accusations of being "trolls" came up. Now being rather new to the wonderful world of algore's internet community, I yahoo'd the term and was shocked and awed by what I read.

In Internet terminology, a troll is a person who posts rude or offensive messages on the Internet, such as on online discussion forums

Moi? Rude or offensive?. Gosh dangit Im rude and offensive, but this is ridonkulous. People on both sides have become so isolated in their own hallmark idealologies that any dissenting opinion is censored. That is why we here at The Aurora have an open door policy to all comers (heck half of our team are pinko commie bastards) and that is why we applaud Lily at Lose The Noose. It seems some of their readers have called for the deletion of our comments, and showing true courage of conviction they have opted to keep their forum open. Kudos LTN, we may not agree on much, but y'all run a class act over there on the left. Everybody can learn something from someone, and certainly everybody can learn from me (Im here everyday serving up lessons to suckas free of charge)

EE-Aw!!!

Photo courtesy of Flame Warriors

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're probably being called a troll by people like enigma4ever (Alex Cummings-a female) that runs the watergatesummer.blogspot.com/ site. If you ever post something onto one of her friends' websites that opposes their point of view, she will "politely" call you names and try to intimidate you. Then she will defend her stance by stating she's a strong woman. She's a propaganda mooch so to speak. Never having anything positive to say or solutions to provide. Don't give up on 'em. The truth will prevail.

The Twilight Troll said...

I'm new to the blogging scene and I particularly liked your troll post. To see why, visit my site: twilighttroll.blogspot.com.

Before following up with your post, I read the blogs you linked to from this post. I was quite amazed at the incenserity of their words.

I also don't see why people are so contempt to view others' sites and leave comments. Isn't that why they created the site anyway? So others would view them?

Thanks

Rhino-itall said...

i think that travel guy is a gnome...... is that the same as a troll? And what's a dwarf by the way? is that the same as a midget?

Mookie McFly said...

No Dwarves have normal size hands, feet & heads but their bodies are small...Midgets are small all over.

Donkey, don't lump me in w/WL although he is better company than you or Rhino...I am a anarchist not a leftist. The only thing you have taught me is that people still appreciate a good quote from a movie now and again...besides that, your propaganda machine needs a lube job...and so do you. How about coming by the Devil and starting up some Yankee/Mets noise now that pitchers and catchers have reported...you stay here Rhino, good boy.

Anonymous said...

I dont recall naming names, what makes you think I was talking about you?

Rhino-itall said...

yeah donkey, why don't you go get your lube job from the jersey pitcher? or is jersey the catcher?
you know what don't even answer, i don't want to know.

Anonymous said...

But seriously Fly, do you EVER have a point or have you decided your role here is to be the smart ass that never has anything of value to add besides sexual innuendo, potty mouthery and half witted witticisms?

Warlike said...

How did I get dragged into this? Superfly I never said I would lump you up.

Mookie McFly said...

Donkey said - "(heck half of our team are pinko commie bastards)"

Do you have short term memory loss you nitwit...

Warlike said...

Superfly, the reason you felt like he addressed you is because your stance changes every day. He never mentioned your name. But guilt is a mother&*^%$!!--You Commie Pinko!!
It's cool though I know you just wanted to shout me out--One love to you too!!

Mookie McFly said...

My stance never changes...I want smaller government & more growth...something the Republicans used to stand for...I am becoming more and more of an anarchist because no one represents the little guy anymore. I do have some left leaning views on legal issues but not on political issues...the two shouldn't be so intertwined in my opinion but it is just that...my opinion. I'm not an enigma wrapped in a blanket but people are allowed to feel differently about differing subject matter without being pigeon held as Democrat or Republican...that is the inherent problem with talking about politics. Someone always thinks their right and that means that you (the universal you) are usually wrong just for speaking with them...oh, and if I inadvertantly gave you a "shout out" I apologize...I don't want to affiliate my self with some sort of commie pinko donkey lover! Peace...

Rhino-itall said...

fly you're not an enigma rolled in a blanket?? you might be a pig in a blanket though

Warlike said...

AAh, if so Superfly-we are on the same side of the fence. Where that is? I don't have a clue.
It's like when you are a kid and the 2 gangs in the neighborhood want you to pick sides or beware the wrath of both. Me, I never joined a gang-"I do my dirt all by my lonely!"

Mookie McFly said...

Donkey,As Homer would say,"Mmmmm, pigs in a blanket", that sounds good to me..."Mmmm pistol whipped"

WL, count sheep...1 sheep, 2 sheep, three sheep, Black Sheep!

Warlike said...

The styling is creative, Black Sheep of the Native
Can't be violated, or even decepticated
I got brothers in the Jungle, cousins on the Quest
Deaf retarded uncles, in parties were they rest
Guess, which way, what, when, how
Mista Lawnge, Dres, Black Sheep slam NOW
Know you've heard the others, phonies to the lovers
Then of course, the choice is yours!!
You can get with this, or you can get with that.

Anonymous said...

Well I do appreciate your comments, fellas, on this. I'm not sure what people expect from the internet but like I stated at my blog- if people want to restrict others, they might consider a 'members only' forum. Now I am not a perfect pinko, I have a mixed bag of views and despite the fact that you might paint me as a government-hugger, I am pretty far from it. I am typically left, but only where I am convinced. I am not easily convinced of anything. I try to avoid emotional positions. I also agree that many whine but offer little, and do little. Thats true of everything maybe.

Look, I can't be responsible for people that want to insulate themselves. Or what others do in blogarama. I'm not sure what 'twilight troll' sees as insincere. All I can say is that I listen to all views and can't get into the business of deleting whatever I don't like. Should I delete TP for being Pro-life since many on there are not? Should I delete bad spellers? Call every Republican a troll? Where does it end?

Mookie McFly said...

It never ends hopefully...and I'm glad. Life would get boring. Peace out Lily, you are a cool bird.

Footprint said...

Rhino has never looked better.