Im walking home from work last night (after a few beers of course) and I have a decision to make, take the subway and avoid the pinko commies "protesting" a block away or jump right into the middle of it, walk home thru Times Square and hear what rhetoric the 'World (Workers Party) Cant Wait' loons are spewing. Turns out it was more of a bake sale than an anti-whatever demonstration. In between the usual Bush Lied Bush Hitler Bush Fascist jibberish I counted no less than 27 pleas for donations within a five minute spa. For example...Commie Speaker: We need to stop Bush and his corporate capitalist greedy pig cronies:
Crowd: Yeah fight the power. No blood for oil!
Commie Speaker: Make sure to make your checks out to World(Workers Party)CantWait.org, credit cards accepted online. Greed is bad fascist lied blood for oil Hitler. Any donations over $100 are tax deductible.
Crowd: Yeah Bush is Hitler
Commie Speaker: And dont forget to pick up your Che and Mao shirts on the way out, buy 2 get 1 half price
What a bunch of tools, but as expected from such fringe groups the media hype is always greater than the turnout. In a city with a population of over eight million people (who voted 85% for Kerry) the most they could muster was no more than two hundred commies. They must have real strong political convictions to be swayed by a light drizzle, or like their beliefs and their non-arguments they arent rain proof and cant hold water.
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and the worst thing about that is the commie chicks are never hot! usually it's dirty hippies who don't shave their legs and use some crazy hippie oil instead of showering! I hate that. I mean if you're a commie, that's bad enough, but brush your teeth.
They aren't rain proof & can't hold water...but for future reference, I think they are biodegradable.
i like that when i goto all these temp agency's trying to get a job, everyone of them has offered me work going around in NYC as a demonstrator "for a worthy cause" oh and the pay cash!
devil, are you serious? i've never heard anything about that before.
"pinko commies" how old are you?? Cultural tip. After 1965 they would be neo-fascist commies because they would be too young to remember what "pinko" means.
Sheesh. Lemme ask you something?? Do ya still call it a
Paddy Wagon, boy-o?? And do ya know why??
Listen you young whipper snapper, any more back talk from you and I will be forced to challenge you to a duel.
Cool. Just don't slap me with your underwear. It's not completely white.
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