Tuesday, January 17, 2006

What About The Oompa Loompas?

When did Willy Wonka become Mayor of N'Awlins?

"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans,"

And whatever happened to Dr King's dream of a...

..."day when all of God's children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing..."

25 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

wow, this guy is a real loser. Hey i wonder what would have happened if the mayor of boston had said it's time for this city to be snow city, most of the city is white etc.? do you think he would still be mayor?

Mookie McFly said...

Does he include Vanilla Chocolate in his metaphor or is it just Dark Chocolate? I guess this wouldn't be a good time to mention that chocolate gives me a headache. Don't call me a racist Rhino...I have nothing against chocolate or people who like chocolate.

Rhino-itall said...

you racist bastard! let me guess, your family gets the white chocolate easter bunnies right? As a side note, i once got a white chocolate easter bunny when i was a kid, it was gross. I was so dissapointed, i spent my day eating the little chocolate "footballs" and the "gold coins" i gave the bunny to my sister. what a jip! worse even than when you get a hollow chocolate bunny. Solid is the only way to go.

Mookie McFly said...

We used to always get those hollow chocolate bunnies...I never cared too much because like you pointed out, I racist against chocolate bunnies. Never been a candy guy...I do like hardboiled eggs though! Oh and Jesus so I am a fan of Easter before anyone gets the wrong idea!

Is this Mayor still living in Texas? If so, is he commuting daily or does he just use a telescope?

thejerseydevil said...

He gets a live feed from CNN Texas from the hotel bar...I never get choclate bunnies...all i ever got was jelly beans and Krackle bars... Jesus Loves Krackle

Rhino-itall said...

mmmm krackles are great. jelly beans? just ok. always get lost in the fake grass or whatever is in the bottom of those baskets.

thejerseydevil said...

Where do you get that fake grass? We can put it on the bottom of donkey's cage!

Warlike said...

First of all, that day will never happen. It was and is still just a dream.

New Orleans is a reminder from the inherent racist mofos running the country that it was just a dream. The place where black people were reminded of exactly how far we have come in the belly of the "Great Evil"

Anonymous said...

Ah poor baby is the man still holding you down?

Rhino-itall said...

yeah warlike you tell em, black people are inferior, they will never run anything except the ghetto, and they will always be victims, it's not their fault, they are inferior. i feel sorry for all of them that they once were inspired by this MLK and actually thought they could overcome anything. now they have to live with that dissapointment forever. or until they go back to africa.

Warlike said...

I'll go back to africa when all you immigrants go home also ie Donkey to Potatoeland, Rhino to Mexico etc.

Warlike said...

..inspired by MLK? Please, I inspire myself. The only reason why you guys even acknowledge him is because he towed the line.

Rhino-itall said...

i am home, i'm not a mexican american. I'm just plain American. How about you? And i agree with you, MLK was just another house nigger, like colin powell and condi rice. Bastards! how dare they acheive such high positions in this terrible country!!! Race traitors is what i call them.

Mookie McFly said...

Do I have to go back to Potato Land as well...I don't even speak Potato.
Seriously though, if racism played a part in the horrendous Hurricane that hit New Orleans then God must hate black people but not enough to kill them...oh, and he only hates black people in New Orleans & Africa. Plus, all God did was scatter the blacks from New Orleans all over the country. And God made sure that only black people would hold out a helping hand after the storm. God forbid any whites to help or care...that is why no whites fought to end slavery during the Civil War...Come on Warlike. Be honest. God doesn't hate black people and neither does the government. It's nonsense. That being said, I think racism is very real and very evident today...The world will always be full of ignorant idiots but thankfully none of them have any real power in America...or there still would be slavery, Jim Crow laws, etc. etc.

Warlike said...

There is no such thing as an "American" silly rabbit--I didn't know you were Sioux--my bad!!

Rhino do you really think by mentioning 1 or 2 black people in gov't that you are making a point? I never called MLK that-you did!! But I forgive you--you are just perpetuating the poison you have been fed in Racist ass Spastic Beach LI!!

Warlike said...

Superfly, I respect you-you are familia. But the bottom line is that a white guy or a Mexican who looks white will never understand.

Do you honestly think that New Orleans was handled with the same compassion as if it happened in the Hamptons? You tell me.

Yes you are right-I can't pool all people in the same boat. But I'm not gonna sit back and act like its all good because of Condi Rice and Colin powell--Its like Rhino wants me to accept them like a consolation prize. And for me to pretend that racism is not perpetuated by our "great" leaders.
Hell To The NO!!!!!

thejerseydevil said...

I'm going home to watch the equality of television...there is a COPS marathon on then family guy
see ya tomorrow

Anonymous said...

Because whitey has never been affected by natural disasters huh WL? As long you keep playing the victim the longer you will be one. If you want to single out skin color for the ills of your people, please explain the success of Asians in this country, explain the Arabs, explain the Hispanic. I hate to break it to you, but blacks werent the only people to ever be enslaved...your just the only ones still bitching about it. Keep it up and you wont have to worry, in 50 yrs you'll no longer be held down by the White Devil but by the El Diablo.

Mookie McFly said...

If it happened in the Hamptons, no one would care and the rich people would pay to reapair their own homes and neighborhoods...It's called insurance and rich people usually have it...They wouldn't be looking for the government to help them rebuild a community that is below sea level. Nor would they start saying that black people and the government caused it to happen...They'd say, we live below sea level and it's what we get for owning homes along a major body of water. Ask people in Florida who get hit by Hurricanes every year. It is the risk they take to live in a place that has a nicer climate than most of the country. Seriously, and they pay a lot for insurance...I know because my grandma and my Aunt's have lived there my whole life...Just remember that people did feel bad about New Orleans and did try to help...What good has come from the conspiracy theories indicating that the governemnt blew up the levies...that they reacted poorly to the disaster? Nothing good has happened only bad. These are the types of situations where white's and black's have done more to antagonize and separate each other then they have to work together...I would never say there isn't racism but this isn't a situation where I see it even having the least amount of impact. It's irrelevant in New Orleans. More relevant is why the mayor lives in Dallas when he could have moved back home. Why didn't the local government do more to get people out and why is it the federal government's responsibility first to help states in a disaster like this...Why do they hold state elections if a state's governemnt is useless. Why not have the Federal government govern Louisiana if Louisana's governement can't handle it. Remember that no one there can explain any of this and they are handing to the Feds because they don't know how to answer these questions...they are afraid it would make them look incompetent...sort of like saying,"It's time for us to come together. It's time for us to rebuild New Orleans — the one that should be a chocolate New Orleans,"...this was the point in the first place. The guy is an idiot and the people of New Orleans elected an idiot. They need to take some responsibility.

Anonymous said...

...at least hes going to give everybody (even whitey?) that moves back free wireless internet access.

Mookie McFly said...

That's awfully white of him...Ooops,can you say that on TV?

Jimbo said...

N'Awlins...racist city #1 on your southern dial.

Wonder what would have happened to ooohh, let's say Pat Robertson if he had called N'Awlins a chocolate city?

Jimbo said...

Fly - your comments on here are just so jilarious...if I was eating boiled eggs I would have spit them out.

Touche' my friend.

Jimbo said...

Hilarious even.

Warlike said...

Superfly, what are you talking about? I'm talking about some rescue and temporary relief efforts. People (all poor people) were dying in that arena they were all huddled in. Your saying that nothing else could of been done?

I agree that the mayor in N.O. is an ignorant moron. But I feel the same way about W.