The (power)Book of Jobs

Maybe I was wrong about Oprah's plan for world domination.

It is becoming clearer to me daily, that perhaps Steve did not take as kindly to Billy "The Kid.1" Gates thievery of AppleWorks to create Windows as he has let on. I now believe the failure of the original Macintosh led Mr Jobs into a downward spiral whose descent can only parallel Lucifer's (coincidentally(?) whose mother's name was Aurora) fall from heaven. A man with a crumbling empire is a dangerous entity, however let that man rebuild his empire to levels undreamed of before and he becomes a threat to the balance of the known Universe. Enter stage left the iPod, loosely translated using the Dead Sea Scrolls, as iKol, which when placed next to a circus mirror spells out lOki, the Norse God of Mischief.

"Some books list Sataere as a Germanic god of agriculture and suggest that the name is another name for Loki. Guerbers' Myths of the Norsemen is one of these books, stating:Loki was confounded with Saturn, who had also been shorn of his divine attributes, and both were considered the prototypes of Satan. The last day of the week, which was held sacred to Loki, was known in the Norse as Laugardag, or wash-day, but in English it was changed to Saturday, and was said to owe its name not to Saturn but to Sataere, the thief in ambush." © 1996, Nicole Cherry

Coincidence? Only Armageddon will tell. But I think there might be something to this. Who said the Anti-Christ had to be human, or even a living being for that matter. I may be putting my own well being at risk with my irrefutable conclusion, but it must be stated. The iPod is the Anti-Christ and using Steve Jobs as its hell houndish servant. The facts can not be denied, but I fear that it may be too late to stop.

1. Steve Jobs or shortened to Job as in the Book of Job chronicling the Satanic trials of Job. In the Bible, Job was able to resist the Devils temptations. I dare say Stephen born in "The Highlands" of Los Altos was not so lucky and his fall was long ago prophesied.

2. The before mentioned iPod = Loki = Satan reference

3. And the final proverbial nail in mankinds coffin is this. In Revelations --- Levi is among the tribes who are promised the Seal of God for 12,000 of their members. Any newb hack knows that the code 1 2 0 0 0 is binary for iPod

As you can see my research is beyond reproach, and the evidence as clear as the shiny new iPod video's 326 x 340 (= 666) pixel color display. So now stop walking around like a damn white wire eared zombie pull the plugs and wax out yo ears and save the world. Heck you might actually have to interact with another human being (egads), but isnt that a price man's eternal salvation is worth paying.

But before I let her off the hook so easily...wasnt Oprah a biblical name as well? Accidentally (or was it) misspelled on her birth certificate (to avoid detection perhaps?). Hmmm?

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