Wednesday, January 25, 2006

My Future Ex-Wife Of The Week


20 comments:

Mookie McFly said...

Hey this might sound a little like "Better Off Dead" but do you mind if I date Jennifer?

Footprint said...

Nah, g'head. I rather sound like Nick Nolte in "Mulholland Drive". I am trying to remember some quotes from "Requium for a Dream". Bahhhh..

Anonymous said...

The infamous "A 2 A" line

Mookie McFly said...

Requium was the most depressing bad movies I have ever seen...Is this what happened to that cool kid after he left Claire Danes behind on My So Called Life...I feel dirty just thinking about it. I didn't care about one character in that movie...just bad.

Anonymous said...

I checked myself into rehab after watching Requiem and Ive never even done heroin. I need to go take a shower just thinking about that movie.

Mookie McFly said...

As far as you know...you've never done heroin? I thought that's how you got that svelt chic demure look, ya' know, like the super model that you are...God, i would do anything to have your thighs!

Everyone's being too nice around here this week!

Warlike said...

I think its the censor board created by donkey thats killing our usual unpleasantries.

I say %$#@ u all!!!-see it doesnt have the same effect.

Anonymous said...

Listen WL you half witted bald headed rasta wannabe when I want your opinion Ill give it to you.

And GF dont you really mean youd like to have my thigh?

Anonymous said...

And for good measure Rhino...try to spend a little less time in the peek a boo shower at your exclusive men only gym

Rhino-itall said...

the peek aboo shower? we don't peek, we just stare

Mookie McFly said...

No, i have two thighs you donkey's ass (redundant I know)...i didn't say I wanted your knees...unless you are offering? By the way did you ever here the term for a girl (or guy I guess) whose thighs go to her feet...Call 'em kankles. Pretty gross...like your faces. Peace and don't miss work because of happy hour...It's only Wednesday.

Anonymous said...

"Well I wouldn't say I was missing it...."

Warlike said...

What does half-witted mean?

Is this the new diss language we have been forced into. Oh Oh I get it-Im a half-witt because I can't diss you without using foul language. To be honest your rasta halfwitt attack has no flare-lacks uumph.

Heres one for you: "Go Fuck Yourself!!!!

Anonymous said...

No

Warlike said...

I thought this place was where I could rant, rave and ramble. Did the Gov't contact you Donkey?

Rhino-itall said...

i always feel like somebody's watching me.....

Mookie McFly said...

Has WL ever been ousted from the Aurora before by "accident" as Rhino and I have been several times...I smell a mis-key on the Donkey's keyboard...and oops, WL is gone. But I'm sure it'll be an "accident".

Anonymous said...

What are you ladies crying about?

Mookie McFly said...

Don't worry it's not a mutiny...yet!

Warlike said...

The power of suggestion Superfly...........