I used to rope swing into the Niagra River, in fact the Fly's older brother knows it as well. Its about a twenty to thirty foot drop at its highest. The water is swift and the water is dirty (Love Canal run-off) but more importantly the water is dangerous. There are whirlpools at the turn and The Falls around the bend. You get to shore no less than twenty yards from the point you hit the drink. About fifty yards there is LAST CHANCE ROCK, if you aint to shore by then, then if the swirlies dont get ya then the drop on the rocks will, and there will be nothing to remember ya by but the photos that the Japanese tourists took on their Nikkons.
Reason I bring this up is because like most nights I was out for drinks and I found something incredibly peculiar in the bathroom. Braille. Now I cant read braille and have no intention of learning it, but my thinking is that there aint no reason for a braille sign to be within an arms length of my one eye. If someone is reading it...he hit LAST CHANCE ROCK, and next thing you know I knocked out a blind guy. And Im the bad guy? Cant we install some RFID's on these people that alerts them to upcoming dangers. Same principle as to why the hell do they have braille signs on the pillars on the NYC subway platforms and not the turnstyles. As far as he knew he was getting on the A Train
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You have officially blown my mind!
You shouldn't do anymore posts when you're drunk. where exactly is the braille? why would it be near your eye? what the hell are you talking about?
I havent written a post sober yet. Why start now
What's sober?
Instant Classic!!!
Speaking of Braille, there is a bank in my town that has a drive-thru ATM machine and all of the number (driver's side) are also available in Braille.
How many blind drivers do you guys know of?
why do they have braille on drive-thru menus??
i was in a car with a blonde driver once, bithch was all over the road, talking on her cell phone it was crazy............. oh my bad you said blind right?
there ain't no draft no more
there was one?
Hey, hey, hey she was trying to order curtains for her computer....she's got Windows....
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