We're offering you a truce. You see we are winning and everything, but we feel bad for you so if you want, we can call this whole thing off. Yes of course you are the great satan, and i have repeatedly called for your destruction, but now i don't think you're so bad. So even though i'm on the cusp of destroying you, i'd like to extend the olive branch.
A few thoughts on the Osama truce offer (if it's legit)
1. He says they are winning, so why offer a truce?
2. He mentions the polls repeatedly, do you think maybe the enemy is watching CNN? Thanks Cindy Sheehan, you do so much for the cause. Just like John Kerry during vietnam these people are hanging by a thread but have hope because of people like you and John Murtha.
3. We keep getting these tapes from Al Jazeera TV, why don't we kidnap the top guy and torture him to tell us where he's getting this stuff? I mean aren't we torturing people anyway? I think i read that in Pravda on the Hudson. I mean, the NY Slimes.
4. How long before Murtha and company try to accept the truce (surrender) and declare this another vietnam? 1 hour? 1 week?
5. If we were to believe this guy, doesn't that mean we should be doing more domestic spying? He says the security measures aren't stopping anything, he has the assetts in place to attack again. So if you believe him and you want to surrender, that means we have these people here, we need to get rid of them.
6. Do you think it's odd that he's offering a truce right after the bombing and killing of his #3 guy and the #3 guys son in law?
7. I think we're getting close, I think if this is him, it's a desperate act of a desperate man. If there is any way we can step up the pressure on this guy, we should do it now!
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Very reminiscent of the Black Knight in Holy Grail. I am crushing the infidels. You have no arms. Just a flesh wound, Ill bite off your legs.
On a serious note, the first politician that quotes the OBL "truce" offer, should be immediately charged with treason.
Hey i just saw howard dean on fox and even he says it's a victory for us..............oh shit, that could be very bad
Either way, we should be following all of these journalists around...they know where this guy is. They are telling us they know it's real and current...but I can't tell you why they know that because they won't tell anyone?!? Nuts to that, he needs to be captured, not tried and convicted. And any truce that we would enter into would have to include this murderer's outright surrender and full capitualation to all the crimes against humanity that he has commited...
hey another idea would be we could capture one of these al qaida guys or even an al jazeera mofo and implant a gps chip in his body somewhere, make it look like we're terrorists and shit, then let him escape. then we track his movements. shit i should be working for the pentagon or something, i'm a super genius,like my man wile e coyote, or as i like to call him (eatius birdius)
It actually isn't a bad idea...
Howard Dean the sausage king??
Thee Abe Froman?
He may be negotiating. "Tis but a flsh wound."
He works for someone we all know. Why do you think he's mentioning the polls. Only American politicians do that.
I had the same thought about those tapes. Put some guy outside the sation and follow who brings the tapes in. Is that TOO MUCH TO ASK?? I hate when common sense is such a scarce commodity.
As long as he surrenders himself in exchange for us bringing all our boys home. I'll do it.
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