Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Ill Be Back...In Traffic School


Being the frivolous Donkey that I am, I will be filing a class action lawsuit. It's time for the average guy to fight back. Listen I like his films, and from what I can tell from the other coast he's doing a decent job in Cali, but the celebrity star fuckin in this country has become boring, bothersome, and is leading society to a moral bankruptcy. The little guy continually gets a raw deal, and Im mad as hell and, well not much I can do about it, so Ill sue. As a
legally licensed motorcyle operator I am bringing this lawsuit against the State of California, Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger, and James Cameron (for aiding and abetting the Terminators illegal hog activity), and every cop that ever wrote me a ticket. I have calculated the emotional trauma I have endured from Hollywood liberals, the movies Junior, and Kindergarten Cop, that damn Celine Deion song Cameron unleashed on the world from hell, and the endless sirens in my rearview mirror to be worth somewhere in the neighborhood of..... one million dollars. Ill settle for a refund for T3, boy did that movie suck.

3 comments:

Mookie McFly said...
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Mookie McFly said...

You have to wonder if he weren't Arnie, would he be charged for driving illegally or for that matter endangering the welfare of a child? Pretty good pic of him though...I never really liked any of his movies except The Predator & Commando (you forgot to lump Twins in with his awful movies.) He said, "It's not a tumor". Well, he might want to get a second opinion. Anyway, he's a dope and so are most actors and actresses. What are their most endearing qualities when you boil it down? Pretending and looking good are their talents? Wow, I wonder why we don't give them even more of our time and respect.

Rhino-itall said...

First of all, Predator was great, and what about the terminator? even T2 was pretty good. I like arnold, even though he's selling out to the libs in california now, he's still a good action hero movie guy.