Monday, January 23, 2006

Id Like To Buy The World A Democracy

I hate to interrupt your "March To Freedom" Mr President, but the Iraqi constitution has been written, approved, and voted on. The purple fingered revolution is over and the Iraqi people have elected their leaders. It was very nice of you to liberate them, but whoever said that they deserved democracy anyways. As George Keenan once said:

"To have have real self government, a people must understand what that means, want it, and be willing to sacrifice for it"

We've done our part, now its up to them. Now Im not advocating we leave Iraq, on the contrary I think we need to bunker down. I just don't want to hear of another dead American fighting for Iraqi freedom, can we get back to the plan at hand of catching Osama and wiping out all the terrorists. We need to be smarter, get dirtier, go back to the guerilla ways of our very own Revolution. I feel we need more men on the ground in both Iraq and Afghanistan, the war on terror isn't going to be won by some armchair general watching the fighting via satellite at the Pentagon using conventional methods. This calls for our men on the ground kicking in doors and throwing grenades into every cave or as Malone said in the Untouchables:

You wanna know how you do it? Here's how, they pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. That's the Chicago way, and that's how you get Capone! Now do you want to do that? Are you ready to do that?

This wasn't and isn't about the Iraqi people, this was about catching the terrorists that attacked us and ridding the world of a tyrannical dictator taunting the world with his WMD's (whether or not we found them is irrelevant, he said he had 'em, said we couldn't inspect 'em, and he wouldn't get rid of 'em...by the way nice bluff saddam) The Iraqi peoples fate is up to them, the fate of the terrorists is up to our military. Kill 'em all, let Allah sort 'em out.

10 comments:

Warlike said...

We finally agree. They should take most of the troops out of Iraq and leave the Seals, Delta Force, and Rangers there to kick their teeth in. We need to teach those Sand Ni&&@$ how to really terrorize. I say we use Mossad tactics and just go around the world taking out families, friends and anybody that ever spoke to Osama.

Rhino-itall said...

I don't think you guys agree. donkey is calling for more troops. I think i agree with that, however i disagree with donkey on just leaving it up to the Iraqi people. Democracy is fools gold, basically just mob rule. we gave them a democratic system to elect representatives, now we need to teach them how to govern, and how to live in a REPUBLIC. I also agree with both of you on tactics.If we keep marching in a straight line, expecting these guys to put on uniforms and get a drummer, and we will get our asses kicked. I like the prisons in foriegn lands, i like the "torture" at Abu Graib, i like the wiretaps on the phones, etc. we can't fight these guys like we fought in WW2, we gotta get down and dirty! I don't know if i agree that these are mossad tactics, but if it is, i like it.

Mookie McFly said...

I like sugar and spice and everything nice.

Rhino-itall said...

what about dog? is a dog a filthy animal?

Mookie McFly said...

I am not sure why you are asking, but yes, dogs are filthy animals. They go from one dog to another sniffing asses...and when no other dogs are around they smell there own ass...and on an especially lucky day they like to eat other animal's turds right where they lie. I like dog's but I wouldn't brand them as kosher.

Anonymous said...

You guys are frickin idiots. Does every topic have to become of a battle of witticisms. Ok Everybody gets it were clever. Back to topic at hand. American soldiers need to stop dying for others liberties while we still struggle with our own.

Rhino-itall said...

We're struggling with our own liberties?
Hey donkey i know what we should do, we should just leave Iraq, and allow the country to descend into civil war and chaos! Yeah you and cindy sheehan would be pumped for that. Me i think we should stay as long as it takes.

Anonymous said...

Civil war and chaos? If thats what they choose, so be it. We arent there to babysit. Were there to kill bad guys.

Idjit!!!

Footprint said...

It's all about the witicims. Making light of our plights makes then seem more...well, light.

But I agree. Soldiers need to stop dying...

Especially the Marines...

"...Because Marines are not allowed to dies without permission..."

SacramentoVoice said...

more troops to do what? we have planty there if you want to use them more efectivly you need to have the mid levle comanders remove the dumb rules that are add each week which make it so hard for us to fight well over there.