1. You can't use the patriot act
2. No wiretapping potential terrorists
3. Be gentle while questioning captured terrorists
4. Close down guantanamo bay
5. Withdraw from Iraq immediately
6. Don't inspect the air quality for radiation
That's right, we got an exclusive interview with Osama Bin Laden and asked about his plan to win the war, and this was his answer. It sounded so familiar. I can't imagine where i've heard it before........
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I don't want the government smelling my farts...that's just a gross invasion of my ass...which may sound appealing to some of you guys but I don't think so...not on my watch.
Seriously though, there is taking our rights to privacy too far...in fact I can think of some places right around here where there are some people they should start smelling, including my local gas station. They used to have a pic of Saddam with a bullseye on it when I first went there ten years ago...now they have a picture of that Al-so-sorry I can't remember how to spell his name right now in their little gas booth...Anyway, I don't go there anymore and I see unmarked cars parked in there all the time so I'm pretty sure they are checking it out but you get the point. I doubt any of these guys are citizens so they should take some post nasal drip and start sniffing anywhere there is air.
Step1:Start reporting all those bodego owners that have pictures of their families in Yemen with AK 47s........
I always mess with those guys by asking if my Marlboro's are kosher
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