The DaWinfrey Code

There is no doubt Oprah Winfrey's story may very well be the greatest American success story in our history. If you dont know it, you should learn it. Im not going to rehash her bio here, but suffice it to say unlike other "self made" billionaires, she was not born with the proverbial silver spoon in her mouth. Her achievements should be commended, and her successes not begrudged. I cant ever recall watching her show, and even I like her. She is The American Dream

HOWEVER...

...something aint right here

Many men before her have tried to conquer the world, all have failed. I fear her attempts will not be as unsuccessful. In every instance of global imperialism the wars were fought by men. Put two men that are enemies in an arena, and they will fight to the death, but what happens if he cannot see his enemy. Suppose he sees his foe everyday and mistakes them for friend, how then could he fight such a threat. The will of man is strong but not without weakness. Women are the Achilles heel to men, and Oprah perhaps understands this better than anyone ever has. I've never been much of a conspiracy theorist but lets suppose Oprah has a much grander scheme than ratings, and much more diabolical plan for selling books. This may a bit too Manchurian Candidate in regards to subconscious brain-washing, but to rule the World, all she has to do is rule the U.S.A. Suppose half the population was secretly waging war on the other half without anyone being the wiser. An army of women could take over this country without breaking a nail, all Oprah has to do is declare a National "Have Sex With A Man" Day, and when we are all asleep five minutes later she instructs them to slit our throats. Within hours she would control the military and launch a full scale nuclear assault on the rest of the world. Mission accomplished, welcome to Planet Oprah.