This has long been a pet peeve of both the Rhino and myself. Every day in the Science section of IBD they would have little tid-bits of recents scientific studies. Studies such as..
PEOPLE THAT SMILE ARE GENERALLY MORE HAPPY THAN PEOPLE THAT FROWN
Or
STARVING PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PROVEN TO HAVE A LOWER RATE OF OBESITY
I think you get my point. So Im introducing a new feature to The Aurora to expose the stupidity, the waste of taxpayers dollars, and overall arrogant attitude that the elitists have of the average man in this country. Now to todays entry.
TERRORISM GOOD CARS BAD
In 2001, as many people died every 26 days on American roads as died in the terrorist attacks of 9/11, it says. whole story
Now pay close attention to the article, nowhere is there a mention of the number of drivers, automobiles, road conditions, suicides, DWI's, and other variables. Now pay attention to the lack of information provided as far as the nationality, race, creed of the terrorists or mathetematical equations such as...
1 Terrorist = 50 innocents dead
I love the last quote.
"Policymakers need to be aware of this when allocating resources to preventing these two avoidable causes of mortality," they say.
Hmm. Avoidable. Suicidal murdering maniacs and icy hairpin turns in an old Buick Riviera. I guess they are similiar. So essentialy if the "scientists had their druthers we would have titanium seatbelts and marshmellow roads, and self combusting airplanes seats and switchblades served with our cold chicken cordon bleu. Congratulations Otaga University you are The Aurora's first inductee into the Scientific Stupidity Hall of Fame.
7 comments:
Makes me so happy everytime I consider where my tax dollars go.
Good one donkey, and the crazy part of this is that we will never run out of material because we see these not every week, but every day!
I agree with the study since I have often equated cars that I know with terrorists. For instance Herbie the Lovebug drove up and down San Francisco streets terrorizing innocent civilians. You guys are so smart until you are dumb...that evil Volkswagon Beetle proves the survey. Farfegnugen is German for engineered by fundamentalist terrorists.
Now its all so clear. Someone had advance notice of this study at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and THAT is the reason 'The Cars' were denied admission. Sounds like profiling to me. Someone call Sharpton or Iacocca or something.
Now its all so clear. Someone had advance notice of this study at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame, and THAT is the reason 'The Cars' were denied admission. Sounds like profiling to me. Someone call Sharpton or Iacocca or something.
As Snoop said to Iaccocca, "For snizzle my I-ah-zizzle"
hey, i wonder what the ratio is to auto deaths and AIDS? i really think we should take a look at that stuff before we allocate any more cash to AIDS research and prevention
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