The New Nazi

Im not exactly the hippest cat in town, and its true that I couldnt sense a new trend if it hit me with an icebox. And maybe its true that I still wear acid washed Levis and still rock the double threat haircut mullett/rat tail combo. And so what if my playlist is currently rocking early 70's Kinks. And yes I have the vocabulary of a 100 year old man and I use words like donnybrook, hogwash and poppycock. All that is over cuz I am gettin' jiggy wit it. I am dizzown with the new trizzends and I thank C-SPAN and the Murtha debates for it. We know that all the cool Liberals used to call the square Republican daddy-o's names like Nazi and whenever they felt 'persecuted' they were victims of 'McCarthyism'. Well its 2005 and soon to be in the 0-SIX (yeah boy)!!...thats old hat now. Theres a new slang on the street that can be used for both and its got a beat you dance to. Im gonna paraphrase Chubby Checker to convey the new craze sweeping dem' crazy liberal kidz.

Come on let's SWIFT again like we did

last summer

Yea, let's SWIFT again like we did
last year
Do you remember when

Democrats were bummin'
Yea, let's SWIFT again,

SWIFTBOATIN' time is here