The above image may seem harmless to you my fellow Aurorans, to me however it is an oppressive symbol that violates my constitutional rights as an American citizen. To paraphrase my fellow freedom fighter Paul Weinbaum: "The apple serve no governmental purpose other than to disenfranchise andLet me explain further, you see I am what is considered in the scientific community as a carnivore. My Ninth Amendment right as a meat-eater are constantly being trampled on by my local authorities. You see, I live in New York City also known as "The Big Apple" and I feel my carnivorous tendencies have prevented me from fully participating in local civic jibber jabber yada yada yada blah blah. I intend to file a lawsuit against the City to rectify this injustice and issue an immediate cease and desist order to all govt agencies from using above said symbol until further notice.
discredit fructose intolerant citizens"
Now if you think Im crazy I would kindly ask you to click on the image below to see the inspiration for this post and take a visit to the insanity happening in Las Cruces, New Mexico.
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This post reminds me of a conversation between Lisa Simpson & Homer Simpson when Lisa chose to become a vegetarian...This conversation paraphrased went a little something like this: Homer -"No bacon, no sausage, no ham"
Lisa - "Dad, those all come from the same animal"
Homer sarcastically - "sure Lisa, the same animal, a "MAGICAL" animal!?!"
But seriously, the fact that people get offended and feel their constitutional rights have been violated because of symbols on any stamp or seal just shows you that people are either way too sensitive or simply have too much time on their hands. We aren't talking about swastikas, hammers or sicels mind you...but religous symbols that represent something valuable to the people who founded a region of this country...not the people who live there now. No the founders...these whiny biatches should show a little respect for the people who grew the home that they live in...but instead they sue. In my opinion America needs some sort of system like China has with littl girls but use it on lawyers. Something possibly more harsh like every third lawyer to pass the bar get summarily executed. This'll thin out their ranks and make the world we live in a much more enjoyable place.
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