Well I aint down wit dat. Forget personal responsibility and just sue somebody. This is insane! Hang up the phone with your lawyer, put the twinkie down, and hit the gym you big, fat, tubby, obese crybaby!
brought to The Aurora's attention by oldschooler
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She's probably ugly too.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother...all kidding aside being fat sucks but being a fat woman really sucks because you ain't getting no lovin' from me! Fat people all of a sudden want minority status and treatment but unfortunately in America there is too many of them to be considered any kind of minority. People do some crazy things...For instance that stomach stapling thing is ludicrous because afterwards people can only eat like a cup of food at a time...What happens when a woman does it is truly disturbing because if they get pregnant afterwards they can still only eat one cup of food at a time and their baby doesn't get enough nutrients...While if they had just regulated their diet and excercised, they would be healthy and prepared to have a baby. My two cents is that if you want to be fat go ahead but don't cry about it...Don't get mad when people look at you because your so fat it draws attention...and don't get insulted when your doctor does the right thing and tells you to lose some weight...He could tell you to have liposuction, gastrointestinal bypass surgery, or some other hokey life threatening surgery...in which case he is a bad doctor. If he tells you the truth that you are overweight, respect him for asking you to do the right thing, which is to watch your diet and get off your fat ass for a walk once in a while. Peace to all the fat people who recognize they are fat but don't complain about it and recognize it makes them unique in some way...but if you are a load and want to make people feel bad for you about it...then I hope you die in a fiery car crash. There are too many sick kids and people with real ilnesses that deserve our compassion.
when did they change it to "live fat or die"
I am in fact a lefty...I bat lefty, I throw lefty...but unfortunately or fortunately the nuns in Catholic school got to me so I hold a pen and scribble from the right!
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