Middle-East Peace Theorem

You know, I always thought that the problems in the middle-east could be solved with a few leisure activities. The Koran prohibits alcohol and if you catch a glimpse of the tip of a woman's pinkie finger you are really psyched for days. The average guy over there is really pissed off because every other successful guy has a number of wives/concubines in his harem and theyre stuck with nothing but goats or the women that look like goats. That would make me want to go out and kill somebody too. Its not like these guys are at work or something burning off some aggression or pent up energy.. Instead of occupation troops we should be buying largescreen TVs and xboxes for every household in Iraq... nonviolent games, just fifa soccer and all those games that show bikini chicks playing volleyball. Mario Kart addiction could turn the tide for us as we waltz through empty streets. The population would side with us as they become pissed off at the insurgents that blow up power stations and wipe out the top scores on tiger woods golf.