Monday, August 15, 2005

It's Good To Be The Alaskan King Crab

...or at least to be the third ranking Republican member of the House of Representatives. I have never heard of him until now, but he must be good, real good. In the recent highway bill Donny Boy hornswoggled $941 million for Seward's Icebox , $229 mil of which will go to , you guessed it "The Don Young Bridge". Call me crazy, but a quarter billion for a "bridge to nowhere", but only 1.7 mil. for border security in Nuevo Mexico is slightly askew. I guess membership does have it's privileges.

2 comments:

Rhino-itall said...

Wow that is absolutely crazy. In fact if i may, i would say it's redonkulous! These guys are all crooks. we need to get Christopher Walken in there, I can see the headlines now, King of New York becomes President.

Anonymous said...

Donkeyhue said...
HORNSWOGGLE
Bamboozle or hoax; cheat or swindle.
“We’re hornswoggled. We’re backed to a standstill. We’re double-crossed to a fare-you-well” bitterly complains a character in Jack London’s The Valley of the Moon of 1913. Seven years later the young P G Wodehouse used it in Little Warrior: “Would she have the generosity to realize that a man ought not to be held accountable for what he says in the moment when he discovers that he has been cheated, deceived, robbed—in a word, hornswoggled?” By then, the word had been in the language with that meaning for more than half a century, and even then it had been around for some decades with an older sense of “embarrass, disconcert or confuse”. People had long since turned it into an exclamation of surprise or amazement: “Well, I’ll be hornswoggled!”
Peter Watts argues in A Dictionary of the Old West that it comes from cowpunching. A steer that has been lassoed around the neck will “hornswoggle”, wag and twist its head around frantically to try to slip free of the rope. A cowboy who lets the animal get away with this is said to have been “hornswoggled”. A nice idea, but nobody seems to have heard of hornswoggle in the cattle sense, and it may be a guess based on horn. Nobody else has much idea either, though it’s often assumed to be one of those highfalutin words like absquatulate and rambunctious that frontier Americans were so fond of creating. It’s sad to have to tag a word as “origin unknown” yet again, but that’s the long and the short of it.

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