A Boy Named Sue

Thats it Ive had enough. If you cant beat them sue them. Ive contacted my attorney and am starting litigation immediately. I am suing Gravity Inc. and The Human Genome Corp. for the fact that Im not 6'11'" tall, which as a result has prevented me from earning an estimated $83 million in salary as a professional basketball player, and an estimated $115 million in endorsments from "tough actin" Tinactin, Just For Men Hair Dye, and The Old Milwaukee Brewing Co. The pricetag for my emotional suffering for not being able to bring an NBA championship to The New York Knicks you cant put a number on, but i will and it'll cost ya $572 million. That puts the grand total at $3.14159265 billion. I will be willing to settle for a slice of apple pie (a la mode).